Gaydar

[Chronic]

I was listening to "Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy" by Elton John and my gaydar went off.

""Two teas both with sugar please"
In the back of an alley

While little Dirt Cowboys turned brown in their saddles
Sweet chocolate biscuits and red rosy apples in summer
For it's hay make and "Hey mom, do the papers say anything good.
Are there chances in life for little Dirt Cowboys
Should I make my way out of my home in the woods"

hihihihihihih

 

[Preach]

a gay singer sings about something gay. what's next, planes flying?

 

[Word Is Bond]

^ hahaha birds chirping even. Sorry Chronic but didnt you know he was gay or are you just taken back by the level of gayness displayed in this song?

 

[illjoe]

I was listening to "Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy" by Elton John

Yeah? my gaydar just went into overload.

u gay?

 

[Preach]

lmao.

 

[PuffnScruff]

[YOUTUBE]http://youtube.com/watch?v=NN3MGN899yE&feature=related[/YOUTUBE]

since it was elton related, i just had to post this

 

[Stred]

two questions...

1. why were you listenting to that song??

and 2. why the fuck were you listening to that song??

 

[Preach]

two questions...

1. why were you listenting to that song??

and 2. why the fuck were you listening to that song??

oh crap. now he's gonna go on about how it's about being open to new things and that music is art that must be studied. he listens to audio recordings of women being gagged by cocks while they throw up so it really sounds like a whale's baby choking on a large fish bone. he also masturbates to snuff porn.

 

[Chronic]

oh crap. now he's gonna go on about how it's about being open to new things and that music is art that must be studied.

And in 40 sentences less than you.

He doesn't write his own lyrics so I wasn't expecting it.

 

[Preach]

that's below the belt.

 

[_carmi]

lol..