Funny Work Stories

[AmerikazMost]

Well I work in the deli at Giant Food Stores, and we have this computer for Express Orders. It's for people that don't want to wait for their order. They can just place it, go finish their shopping, and come back for it later. Well we were backed up a little today, so it took me awhile to get to the one. The lady order three meats and a cheese, and I had just finish the third meat when she came back looking for her order. Someone asked her if she was waiting for an express order, and she said, "Yes, number 293." So I turned around and said to her, "I'm working on it right now. I just need to cut the cheese." lol. I didn't even realize what I said until the lady started laughing hysterically.


haha.. Y'all have any?

 

[H.E. Pennypacker]

I am lost...why's the cheese thing funny? Were you not supposed to cut the cheese?

There are so many stories I could share, but they are best on videotape. I was actually thinking of taking a camera to work every day so I could tape everything worthy of reviewing later. I bet they won't let me take a videocamera, though, partly because of privacy issues.

I'll think of a few stories and post 'em later.

 

[bigmack]

lol. yeah sometimes i say something like that without realizing what i just said.

 

[Chronic]

I am lost...why's the cheese thing funny? Were you not supposed to cut the cheese?

Cutting the cheese means to fart.

 

[AmerikazMost]

other synonymous terms are "to pass gas" and "to let one rip"

 

[PuffnScruff]

i could take up 4 pages just telling stories from my work experience. were to start? when i had sex with my boss, being flashed at macys, or do i start back to my first job.

one time i was DJ'ing a wedding back around the summer of 01(i was 18 at the time). i had to do this job with the owner of the entertainment company i worked for since he wanted to see how i did during a gig. well we were just sitting back chilling picking out music and this really attractive girl comes up and ask if i wanted to dance with her, so my boss tells me its all part of the job get out there. so i'm think right fucking on, i'm going to dance with this girl that looks good, i know i could get her number, a few weeks later i could be in her pants easy. so we get out their and start to dance, and she is a little shy so i start asking her questions. i just had to ask the dumb question. how old are you? she was 14. this girl was taller than i was and looked like she was 16/17. so i'm like really, " oh did you just finish up with your freshmen year", no she just got out of the 8th grade and was going into her freshmen year. after she said that i could not wait for that song to be over, it seemed like an eternity. maybe other people could do it, but i just got out of high school and this girl just got out of jr high and i did not want to go down that road.

 

[PuffnScruff]

one time i was working at dominos. it was myself and my friend who ran the day shift. so this guy comes in to pick up his order that he had placed. he placed an order for a large pizza and some chicken wings. the special at that time was large one topping and free cinnastix.
so i give this dumb redneck who looked like he was already drunk at 1pm in the afternoon. he starts yellling were my cimmastix(i did not miss spell that). i said i'm sorry you did not order any cinnastix. his response was "well your add says i get free cimmasticks with my pizza" , and we tried to explain that you have to tell us you would like to get that special when you place your order because we our not mind readers. this guy gets so mad that we wouldnt give him an order of cinnastix that he did not ask for, that he starts yelling at my friend and pointing his finger at him saying" im going to come behind this counter and kick you ass if you dont give me my damn cimmanon sticks!". he finally left after we had to threaten to call the police on his ass. it would have been funny getting arrested over something that was free.

 

[kdogg]

a couple of years ago on my first day of work at a pizza parlor i was real hungover and on my break i crashed out in the back on the floor for 45 minutes, my break was supposed to be 20 minutes, they didnt tell me shit.

 

[ArtsyGirl]

I was workin with my brother, uncle, cousin and her friend who is like 14. Anyway we all had to work at this table and this kid starts farting, and not lil ones either they were monsterous! They smelt so bad I couldnt work, between laughing and tellin him to stop I was actually choking. That was terrible but now that the smell has risen it is kinda funny.

 

[H.E. Pennypacker]

This is from a few days ago at my pharmacy. Note: There's a drive-thru at our pharmacy, and this conversation is between a temporary pharmacist and a patient from hell. The patient is coming through the drive-thru, not for prescriptions, but for something regarding a front-store item. Keep in mind the patient is 80+.

*Patient pulls up at the drive-thru*

Patient: I want to return this phone because its not working
Pharmacist: Ma'am, do you have a caretaker that can come inside for you and return the phone?
Patient: That's none of your business!
Pharmacist: It is my business...you're coming through my drive-thru.
Patient: I am a 100% handicapped!
*Pharmacist walks away*
Patient: You bitchin' today, aren't you?!

This old lady is such a weirdo...everyone at work is scared of her. We hate servicing her, partly because she stays in the drive-thru for at least twenty minutes everytime she comes by. While the pharmacist is talking to her, I am cracking up because I know the old lady won't listen.

 

[mechman]

^haha LMAO

mechman's advice-poke the old bitch with a broom through the window :thumb:

 

[H.E. Pennypacker]

^haha LMAO

mechman's advice-poke the old bitch with a broom through the window :thumb:

LOL. I wish I could. Man, the next time she drops by, I should tape everything. There's always something funny with her.

Whenever she comes by, she asks us, the pharmacy personnell, for front-store items. She comes through the drive-thru and says "Get me this, get me that, etc." She goes on and on about what cola she wants, the frozen lunch I should get for her, and everything else that's in the store.

When I started working for the pharmacy, I never knew I'd also be doing people's shopping.

By the way, the front-store (attached to the pharmacy) does not have a drive-thru. We do, so people come to use for the front-store shopping, simply because they're too lazy to come in.