funny of the day

[keco52]

(619): i miss you so much
(858): i miss you too
(858): oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me

texts from last night

 

[keco52]

(310): If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.

lol...

 

[Flipmo]

(301): I'm sorry my penis didn't work

Hahahaha, some of these are great.

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

(440): I love you
(720): are you drunk
(440): yes but I def love you, we should get married
(720): But I'm Jewish
(440): embrace Jesus

 

[Duke]

Wow, some of my drunken SMS'ing would fit right in, lal.

 

[Flipmo]

lol...

(419): idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
(248): he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit

 

[Shadows]

(619): i miss you so much
(858): i miss you too
(858): oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me

i should totally fucking use this. lmao

 

[PaulyPac]

Amazing

 

[masta247]

It's a bash.org wannabe site but it's not bad. Nowhere as classic as the original though.

 

[_carmi]

(214): your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
(1-214): we're not divorced.


lmao

(312): I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
(269): Wat???
(312): U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender

 

[ill-matic]

lol keco, i luv you!