Funny email from one of my friends

[Casey]

So one of my closest friends is out in France. Been there since November working as a chef on a ski resort during ski season. They get all sorts of millionaires staying in the private chalets, lots of hot girls go there to work at all the bars.... basically all the people that work there are in their late teens early 20s getting drunk all the time and all the people staying in the chalets are super rich folks that tip them loads of cash (my mate got a 100euro tip one time just for doing his job LOL)

Anyway, here's an email he sent me yesterday about the events of the day. For some reason I can imagine Woody and Stred getting up to these sorts of antics LOL.

Mental day yesterday. Whacky races. Basically get in a stupid outfit, get to Jacks bar then go to the check points around the pistes and do the dares, questions etc more point for how nuts you are.


First thing was questions we got em all wrong so had to all down a cup of wasabi powder, mint cordial, tabasco, fish sauce and a bit of beer. Fucking wrong beyond belief.

Second was had to get as much kit off as ya want and run with a team member 3 legged to a pot of choc sauce get out gherkins with mouth then run to next pot get gherkin out of pot of flour then run back to choc n wash yaself with it.

Next was get kit off n spell out jacks with ya body on the snow then last was do something to impress these chaps.

Cocks were out covered in cream then girls licked it off, then eating farts then tits out cream on them. Then one bird got her pussy licked out with cream n shit all tits out. Mentalists. Loadsa other shit happened too but was too drunk to remember right now.

That was a fucking good time, sun burnt to fook now tho.

Made me LOL.

 

[Flipmo]

lmfao. Imagine someone saying this stuff word for word in front of you. You'd think he's nuts. Crazy stuff though.

 

[Ristol]

"Cocks were out covered in cream then girls licked it off, then eating farts then tits out cream on them."

One of the strangest sentences I've ever read.

 

[Pittsey]

So one of my closest friends is out in France. Been there since November working as a chef on a ski resort during ski season. They get all sorts of millionaires staying in the private chalets, lots of hot girls go there to work at all the bars.... basically all the people that work there are in their late teens early 20s getting drunk all the time and all the people staying in the chalets are super rich folks that tip them loads of cash (my mate got a 100euro tip one time just for doing his job LOL)

Anyway, here's an email he sent me yesterday about the events of the day. For some reason I can imagine Woody and Stred getting up to these sorts of antics LOL.



Made me LOL.

Which Ski resort?

I have stayed at Courcheval 1850 a few times. The major downside is it costs $20 for a pint of lager.

The upside is thick rich girls.

 

[Casey]

Which Ski resort?

I have stayed at Courcheval 1850 a few times. The major downside is it costs $20 for a pint of lager.

The upside is thick rich girls.

He's in Meribel. And yeah, that's what he says - expensive booze and slutty rich girls.