Funniest Shit Youve Seen Or Heard

[Silleone]

Seen

That pillow fight clip where some dude got hit in the nuts and hen in the back of the head with a pillow, he dropped to the floor and started crying

Heard

from my richard pryor audio comedy collection
Niggaz Vs The Police
"ever decided to have a night out with your girl, i mean u buy some nice shoes,get some threads and get your hair done nice,u get your 150dollars, u all happy and shit, u and your girl just riding to a club in your car when all of a sudden a cop pulls your over and shouts "PULL OVER THERE WAS A ROBBERY, THE NIGGER LOOK JUST LIKE U,GET ON THE CAR AND SPEAD YOUR CHEEKS", after some shit like that it just fucks up your mood, u so fucked up u go home and beat your kids and shit, gotta take it out on somebody".

Chris Rock - Bigger and Black (heard and seen basically)

"the other day i was riding down the street when a cop pulled over and started yelling, motherfucker got me so scared i thought i stole my own damn car"

 

[Mase]

Seen

That pillow fight clip where some dude got hit in the nuts and hen in the back of the head with a pillow, he dropped to the floor and started crying

That was not a pillow dude, lol, there was some fucking hard ass shit in that pillow sack.

 

[Diaz]

One time I looked at my cousin and a wasp flew toward his head. Without warning him, I just walked away. A few seconds later, I heard an "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!" I laffed so hard :thumb:

 

[TheTruth34]

chris rock - never scared, was the funniest thing i saw/heard

 

[RGB]

Eddie Murphy - Delirious

The funniest thing ever

 

[CoolWaterz]

Chris Rock - Bigger and Blacker
Chris Rock- Never Scared

Two of the funniest comedy shows ever.
Also pick any random clip from Family Guy and ill be dyin

 

[vg4030]

Richard Pryor and Chris Rock stand up.. any of them...

 

[Hurts]

canibus- let me love you ( remix ) lmao its on that virtruvian mixtape...HE IS KILLIN ME LOL!!!!! check that shit numba 13 lol..." baby i aint even trippin''

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

Chris Rock - Bigger and Black (heard and seen basically)

"the other day i was riding down the street when a cop pulled over and started yelling, motherfucker got me so scared i thought i stole my own damn car"

'Oh Lord! I done stole a car!'. Chris Rock - funnier than pussy.

 

[haunted]

Probably my homie bizzle, dont really remember anything he has said though.

 

[AmerikazMost]

robin williams live on broadway is pretty damn funny

 

[Roaddogz]

funniest shit ive seen or heard is dis chinese bloke on bid up tv...

"lets get biddddding"

dat was funny shit

 

[Dave D]

Dennis Leary - No cure for cancer.

 

[Silleone]

drop a funny line from the comedys

dave chappelle aka clayton bigsby - "they think there the best dancers with there big butts and wide noses breathing in all the white mans air, the other day i saw one of them coons fucking around with my sister, i said HEY, if anyones gonna have sex with my sister ITS GONNA BE ME"

 

[Tupac Yupanqui]

Theres a comedy movie I dont know its name but I think u watch it, its about 2 black dudes that go to a police academy , one is called Dr. Dori (or something like that) The Coroner is always pissed at them because they r so dumb...

Funny shit when the coroner gets angry and tells Dr. Dori he cant eat a doughnut NEVER AGAIN IN HIS WHOLE LIFE...

 

[AmerikazMost]

Dennis Leary - No cure for cancer.

Life sucks, get a helmet

 

[Little Skittle]

the funniest stand up comedian i ever saw was dane cook

 

[Steph]

Heard: either Bernie Mack in kings of comedy, George Lopez in 'Why U Cryin?', or Dave Chappelle anything he says is funny,
Seen: man gets hit in balls, lol funny

 

[Unconscious]

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, shit is so god damn funny especially the battle shits parts lmao

 

[alow]

heard:
guy: (in attempt to hit on girl in class, drops papers and says)"its a good thing that they dont deduct points for clumsiness, because then i wouldnt have a perfect grade point average, but i do....i do have a perfect grade point average.......i do"