Funniest Cyber Sex Chat Logs

[KaMaVeLi]

http://www.chrudat.com/the_best_cyber_sex.html

 

[SiGh]

lmfao at some of the linez. im bloodninja.

 

[jbrolax]

i was gonna post this shit, but i didnt think it would be funny for some reason...but yeh good shit

 

[RaDeK]

hilarious, nice

bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

LMFAO

 

[Dante]

welcome to 2 years ago. bloodninja is jesus.

 

[2PacThug4Life]

Haha, bloodninja is funny.

 

[SiGh]

bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!


rofl

 

[PELLA]

pedofiles and creepy old guys cybersex and pretend theyre 14.

Jesus!

 

[2PacThug4Life]

bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What's your e-mail?
bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn't you.
bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't!
sweet17: You don't look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.

Haha

 

[Duke]

welcome to 2 years ago. bloodninja is jesus.

w0rd, bloodninja is like, soooooooooo, like 2003 even.



its still funny, yes. but honestly, get with the times.

 

[CESARE BORGIA]

I just read through all that yesterday

 

[simo]

I remember this a while back. Funny shit.

 

[LesanePCrooks96]

bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!

LMMFAO!!


edit:

bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.

 

[CESARE BORGIA]

personaly i liked the rhino one

 

[Duke]

hgahha, i read some of em again and its still hilarious

 

[Cown]

He is my hero and I love him

 

[Flipmo]

Yeh, BloodNinja is a e-legend. This has been around for a while. I felt bad for tha Albino one though..

 

[Duke]

Yeh, BloodNinja is a e-legend. This has been around for a while. I felt bad for tha Albino one though..

No mercy, David, no mercy! Remember what master Yoda taught us!

 

[LilShOrtiE485]

bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

LMFAO!!!!!!!

 

[Saint33]

omg!! i almost cried reading these!!! they r the funniest things ive ever read in my life

bloodninja is my hero

can i change my name to bloodninja?