Fucking stupid DVD security device.

[Prize Gotti]

So I just went to ASDA (Wal-Mart for you Americans) and copped Shaun Of The Dead for a fiver. I get it home and decide to watch it straight away. But the stupid bitch didnt remove the security device. I never seen one like this before, not anything they usually use. Also, i can see is this red block that some how locks the case closed. Im trying to pull it open but this fucker isnt budging.

20 minutes pass

I still cant get this motherfucker open. I decide to google it. 1 result. But its useless, they're chatting about the wack security tag on the windows vista case, not the same thing. I have no choice, im gonna have to break this fucking case. I lodge a letter opener behind this red block and pull.

5 minutes pass.

*Crack* its open. Theres this red plastic bar running behind the bvd with some stupid looking chip that was attached to the red block. I remove it.

Finally, I get to watch the fucking film. I press down on the centre of the case so the DVD is released. I press down on the centre of the case so the DVD is released. I FUCKING PRESS DOWN ON THE CENTRE OF THE CASE SO THE DVD IS RELEASED!??!""£

The fucking DVD wont fucking pop up the catch in the centre. WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SHIT!??!"

SHOOT EM ALL!

 

[Rukas]

Good movie.

Did you get it? And where are our photos?

 

[Casey]

you need to take it back Gotti.

My friend had that the other day, the red block security thing, and he took it home before he realised, then cracked it open. Unfortunately theres a little thing behind the disc, if the box is broken into, this little thing scratches the disc in a place that makes it so it won't play at all. gutted.

I always check the discs before I leave the store.

 

[Rukas]

Hmmm this is new to me, photos!

 

[Prize Gotti]

Good movie.

Did you get it? And where are our photos?

you need to take it back Gotti.

My friend had that the other day, the red block security thing, and he took it home before he realised, then cracked it open. Unfortunately theres a little thing behind the disc, if the box is broken into, this little thing scratches the disc in a place that makes it so it won't play at all. gutted.

I always check the discs before I leave the store.

I got the disc out now, its playing ok, i didnt see no scratches.

 

[Rukas]

I got the disc out now, its playing ok, i didnt see no scratches.

Then Id take it back and complain that no scratches means Rukas wasnt entertained. Seriously, Id complain that you didnt get the security system you paid for.

Coincidently whoever sold it to you will probably get in shit for forgetting to take it off because Im betting the damn security lock is worth more than the DVD.

 

[Prize Gotti]

Then Id take it back and complain that no scratches means Rukas wasnt entertained. Seriously, Id complain that you didnt get the security system you paid for.

Coincidently whoever sold it to you will probably get in shit for forgetting to take it off because Im betting the damn security lock is worth more than the DVD.

You see the white thing on the red plastic? I keep them because they make the security barriers go off in shops. They wipe them so you can leave the store but they recharge! Collect them and plant them on people. Funny as hell when they walk into a shop and get stopped for shop lifting, before they even had the chance!

 

[Rukas]

You see the white thing on the red plastic? I keep them because they make the security barriers go off in shops. They wipe them so you can leave the store but they recharge! Collect them and plant them on people. Funny as hell when they walk into a shop and get stopped for shop lifting, before they even had the chance!

Can you take a closer photo of it? I wanna see if its the same ones as we have.

Im gonna stand outside the store and pop em in peoples bags hahaha... Youtube coming soon

 

[Casey]

lol...comedy.

You're lucky your disc works Gotti, usually they don't after you break 'em open. And yeah, definately complain to the store. Demand a refund and to keep the DVD.

 

[Prize Gotti]

Can you take a closer photo of it? I wanna see if its the same ones as we have.

Im gonna stand outside the store and pop em in peoples bags hahaha... Youtube coming soon

I removed it from the plastic strip. the same thing is normally found under security stickers or seals.

sorry about poor focus, my phone isnt great at taking close up images.

 

[DPG iz all I C]

There magnetic, a strong magnet should get the red thing out.

 

[Prize Gotti]

There magnetic, a strong magnet should get the red thing out.

Yeah, good job I carry a strong magnet with me.

Yeah I know how they work, just didnt have the right tools to open it.

 

[DPG iz all I C]

Yeah, good job I carry a strong magnet with me.

Yeah I know how they work, just didnt have the right tools to open it.

I was just saying

Should have just taken it back to the store and got them to take it out.