Fuck Canada

When I went to Canada there was no one to check us or whatever. Maybe try a different route, other than that lol.
 
We even check the border? Wow you must've hit the only check point alongside our border.

That's bad luck.
 
Wait you want to move there and you cant bc of a petty crime? May I ask what you did and when? why 5 years? I plan on moving there one day and I have a record. Will I be turned away? This is bad news and i'm now upset...
 
Naw, I was arrested in June for a fake ID. I got the judge to close my case and I just had to pay a $300 fine. But, the Canadians think that's equal to a DUI, murder, theft, child molestation. The Immigration officer tells me I have to wait five years and then apply for some "Criminal Rehabilitation" at the Canadian Consulate, to prove that I'm rehabilitated.
 
LOLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I know what you're talking about now...

The USA urged Canada to do that (to make the borders more secure), because according to you guys, it's Canada's fault that 9/11 happened.

LOOLL
 

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