SUV's fucking suck balls. I don't even get the type name. Sports Utility? I can understand the utility part, but what's sporty about a sluggish 3 ton vehicle with a big, understressed lump of V8 in the front that will storm into a corner like U-96 on a crashdive? Although one could argue with some success that wrestling those vehicles over the road could very well be considered topsport, I personally think they're a lame excuse to be "big" for people with bad self esteem.
I'll take a Fiat Panda 4x4, since my cock is bigger than yours.