Fancy dress ideas (please help out)

[Franchise2003]

Damn got a friend party tommorow night and its fancy dress (mad corny i know) so help me out i ain't got nuthin to wear (said in a femine voice) i don't wanna have to spend any money so please stick to things i'll have at home. good ideas appreciated, thanx in advance

 

[PuffnScruff]

you need a dress? fuck i dont know, i dont cross dress.

i also couldnt help you out because ive never seen your closet.

 

[Illuminattile]

Do you have a white sheet and a pair of scissors?