Ever wondered what Mario would look like in real life?

[Rukas]

 

[dillaxx]

and...no

 

[ArtsyGirl]

OMG I saw him the other day!

 

[Stred]

lol this one shits on homer!!
i know a bricklayer called mario and he evan looks like him. we were having lunch at work one day and he all of a sudden goes.. Ya Wahoo lol and when he fucks up and gets mad his workmates start singing.. Gotta Get A Turtle

 

[THEV1LL4N]

lol this one shits on homer!!
i know a bricklayer called mario and he evan looks like him. we were having lunch at work one day and he all of a sudden goes.. Ya Wahoo lol and when he fucks up and gets mad his workmates start singing.. Gotta Get A Turtle

l-o-l

 

[C.R.Y.]

im not seeing anything

 

[Casey]

me either.

 

[hizzle?]

Nice X.

 

[Bender]

How a Goomba looks in real life:

LOL!

 

[THEV1LL4N]

lol goombas are cute.

 

[Bender]

lol goombas are cute.

Would you kiss one?

lol

Look at them razor sharp teeth!

If I ever had my own bar/restaurant I would want a Goomba type person working on the door. Come to think of it, I work with a guy that looks just like mike tyson, but not in his kitchen whites. He has a second job as a bouncer too. You should see him, spitting image. At our last work party I got so pissed that I offered him a boxing match, just for fun like, but he was chilled. It's surprising how different your perspective is on someone when you are outside of work and you meet up.

 

[THEV1LL4N]

i was being hysterical haha