European football thread (CL, Europa)

[Flipmo]

Yeah he's married. The whole thing happened 1 or 2 years ago I think though ... so she was 16 or 17 back then. Prostitution is legal in France, but the girl has to be 18, otherwise it's statutory rape. Something like that... He admitted smashing her, but he said he didn't know she was underaged, so he might or might not be charged with actual prison time.

I agree though, Ribery wouldn't have anyone if he was fisherman instead of a footballer. lol.

This is his wife, she's Algerian.

 

[Duke]

^ Not particularly pretty but about 6 levels above Ribery, lol. The frog doesn't even seem to try to look decent. That hair, goddamn. He looks like a mentally challenged friar.


Anyway, more on-topic:

Wouldn't it be hilarious if Sneijder and Robben faced off for the CL final in....yes, Estadio Bernabeu?

That would be an awesome "Fuck U" towards Real Madrid and their crazed leadership.

 

[Flipmo]

LMFAO @ Metally challenged friar.

 

[Bobby Sands]

he was involved in a bad accident as a kid though. he was badly scarred because of that.

was he cheating on his wife or was it before he got married?

 

[Flipmo]

He was cheating on his wife. lol.

Lets have one more for the crowd.

 

[Duke]

The scar is unfortunate but look at those teeth, those beady eyes and the ridiculous hairstyle.

I would do heinous things to said prostitute, though. :thumb:

 

[Bobby Sands]

Reina, Johnson, Carragher, Kyrgiakos, Agger, Kuyt, Lucas, Mascherano, Benayoun, Gerrard, Ngog

 

[Bobby Sands]

my biggest worry is the effect the long journey from Liverpool to Madrid has had on the players.

 

[Flipmo]

The scar is unfortunate but look at those teeth, those beady eyes and the ridiculous hairstyle.

I would do heinous things to said prostitute, though. :thumb:

Imagine Ribery sucking on those boobs with that mouth. It's almost like a Hentai porn where the monster gets the babe. :wacko:

 

[Flipmo]

Reina, Johnson, Carragher, Kyrgiakos, Agger, Kuyt, Lucas, Mascherano, Benayoun, Gerrard, Ngog

Lucas' comment:

Im starting. Aquilanis finger not recovered. Rafas advice- 'keep it simple'. I have my plan - receive the ball from Stevie, give him it back

 

[Duke]

lmao @ the atletico 1-0. That was pure comedy.

 

[Bobby Sands]

what a shite performance. Not even one proper chance in the whole game.

 

[hizzle?]

Lucas' twitter comments are hilarious.

 

[Duke]

^ It's not actually him, but it's comedic gold regardless.

 

[Flipmo]

^ Sad, but true. I wouldn't be surprised if the one about Kyrgiakos sleeping while standing up and having his fists clenched is true though....

 

[Duke]

Or Kuyt sniffing the seat after Rafa's beer poop.

 

[Duke]

Alright gentlemen, predictions?

I'm going for a 2-2. Lyon is fickle, though. No clue how theyre gonna turn up tonight.

 

[Flipmo]

The game will go to shoot out. That is my prophecy.

 

[Bobby Sands]

Yea that Lucas twitter is great. there is a good Sam Allardyce one as well lol

ill go 2-1 Lyon tonight with Bayern going through on this crazy away goals rule that Dj Manny told us about.

 

[Duke]

lmao bobbo