easter bunny gets his ass beat down at mall

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Strange News - AP


Easter Bunny Gets Pummeled by Boy at Mall

2 hours, 55 minutes ago Strange News - AP



BAY CITY, Mich. - The Easter Bunny is hopping mad. Bryan Johnson, who portrays the furry character at the Bay City Mall, says he was pummeled in an unprovoked attack on the job. Police say the attacker was a 12-year-old boy who sat on Johnson's lap the day before the March 18 incident.



Johnson, 18, suffered a bloody nose. He kept his cool during the attack, deeming it inappropriate for the Easter Bunny to fight back. But he's not willing to forgive and forget.


"They (the sheriff's deputies) told me it was up to me, and I feel that the boy should be prosecuted," Johnson told The Bay City Times.


Johnson told Bay County Sheriff's deputies that the boy hit him in the face at least six times before running away.


Bay County Sheriff John E. Miller said the youth has been in trouble in the past. The case will be forwarded to the Bay County prosecutor's office next week for action, he said.


Johnson, meanwhile, is back on the job at the mall, where he had been working as the Easter Bunny for about a week before the attack.


"I just like getting the kids to laugh and have fun," he said. His job is to get his picture taken with children and make them laugh. That can be difficult because he is not allowed to speak while in costume.


Johnson said his 12-year-old attacker seemed perfectly happy the day before the incident. "Yeah, he came up and said, 'Hi,' and was sitting on my lap and talking," Johnson said. "He seemed OK."


But when he saw Johnson the next day, the boy didn't want to talk.


"He just started hitting," Johnson said.
 
Bank Robber said:
Easter Bunny Gets Pummeled by Boy at Mall

lol!

I just saw this & - thinking of Mr. Garrison when he was talking about all the sexual positions he knows....'piledriver'..... - it sounded like the Easter Bunny got fucked!
 
seriosuly that kid should be a rapper, i bet after his album is released the street hop forum would be filled with post like

"That nigga fucked up the easter bunny"
"The realest nigga to ever touch the motherfuckin mic"

the haterz would say
"all he talks bout is fucking up the easter bunny and jackin easte eggs"
"that mother fucker sold out"
"i know some dude that fucked up santa"
 
i know how this kid felt.. i just saw the easter bunny at my local mall and i wanted to beat him down too.. but he had 2 mall security guards with him :mad:
 
Nah he doesn't.

I challenged Earl 'The Fucking Weasel' Hebner to a fight & he shat it.

So I proceeded to wrassle him from behind - using the moves my wrasslin senseis salty & Cown had taught me - & beat him to the ground.
 
CalcuoCuchicheo said:
Nah he doesn't.

I challenged Earl 'The Fucking Weasel' Hebner to a fight & he shat it.

So I proceeded to wrassle him from behind - using the moves my wrasslin senseis salty & Cown had taught me - & beat him to the ground.


i think u wish u were Earl Hebner.
 
I think I wish my hands were ripping Earl 'The Fucking Weasel' Hebner to pieces & that I could leave his rotting fucking corpse for the dogs......Shawn Michaels alongside him.
 

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