Ducks tell jokes!

[Cown]

I swear to god, I just heard a duck tell a joke.. There was this group of ducks on a pond near where I live and one of the ducks was quacking away looking straight at the group of like 10 ducks, then he suddenly stopped and all the other ducks went mental, like a fucken duck stand-up comedy!

Evolution is upon us! Donald Duck was a sign!

 

[S. Fourteen]

*sips coffee*

 

[PuffnScruff]

the ducks outside my apartment also talk, they say "quack"

 

[Illuminattile]

Three beekeepers talking, bragging about how many bees and how many hives they have.

Beekeeper number one goes, "I've got 1 million bees, and 10,000 hives"
"That's nothing" says the second, "I've got 5 million bees and 20,000 hives".
"Well", says the third, "I've got you both beat. I've got 10 million bees."
"10 million bees?" says the first, in disbelief, "how many hives have you got?"
"One"
"10 million bees and just one hive? Isn't that a bit cramped" asks the second beekeeper.
"They're only bees, fuck 'em".