Dubya Bush wins Tour De France

[TecK NeeX]

By falling off his mountain bike face first on Wednesday, grazing his chin, upper lip, nose, both knees, and his right hand, a White House spokesman said.

Scotland - President Bush collided with a local police officer and fell during a bike ride on the grounds of the Gleneagles golf resort while attending a meeting of world leaders Wednesday.

Bush suffered "mild to moderate" scrapes on his hands and arms that required bandages by the White House physician, said White House spokesman Scott McClellan. The accident occurred on asphalt, McClellan said, and Bush was wearing a helmet.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8487719/

 

[GhostOfRazgriz]

he ran over a scottish police man lol

 

[Quasimodo]

lmao... if its the tour de france then how the fuck did he run over a scottish police man?

 

[GhostOfRazgriz]

becuz it wasnt the tour de france dude was just being silly and trying to make a catchy title

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

Welcome, this is The Planet's Dumbest Man & we're seconds away from finding out this year's winner....wait a minute, I'm being told we have a winner........

*bells & buzzers ring accompanied by flashy lights*

Mark Deez come on down!!!




Edit: Actually the fact that people aren't fully aware of where George Bush is right now beyond a shadow of a doubt utterly sickens me.

 

[TecK NeeX]

result of the accident

 

[critikaldesignz]

/pwned

 

[nail_polish]

fuck bush, u cant make speeches u cant fine usama and u cant even manuever a bike but u can send children over to iraq to fight your goddamn war...prick

 

[not really ken]

result of the accident

HAHAHA owned!

 

[Jokerman]

Here's the latest:

In a Wednesday ruling, the Appellate Court of Illinois said Bush, who turned 59 today, must register as a sex offender.

While acknowledging it might be "unfair for [Bush] to suffer the stigmatization of being labeled a sex offender when his action was not sexually motivated," the court said his actions are the type that are "often a precursor" to a child being abducted or molested.

(Wow, on his birthday! Bush should have known that running into a policeman with his bike (dick?) would make him a sex offender.)

 

[Troublesome1996]

the most powerful man in the world, cant ride a fucking bike? what the fuck, we're doomed.

 

[S. Fourteen]

This is all a conspiracy.

Happy Birthday Mr President.

 

[Duke]

THis is funny shit

 

[ToopackShaker]

wonder if the police officer got stopped at gunpoint after

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

wonder if the police officer got stopped at gunpoint after

By who?

The Scottish police secure the area, they aren't going to be shooting one another. Bush's dumb ass rode into one of the people assigned to protect him.

 

[ToopackShaker]

could be a spy

 

[Illuminattile]

I laughed my ass off when a news reporter yesterday randomly said "George Bush arrived late after falling off his bicycle".

Hopefully someone has a video of the event.

 

[Emma]

lmao

 

[haunted]

The fact that he fell doesnt really mean anything, he is a hardcore biker doing jumps and shit, riding up trees.

 

[Rukas]

By falling off his mountain bike face first on Wednesday, grazing his chin, upper lip, nose, both knees, and his right hand, a White House spokesman said.



http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8487719/

I blame the terrorists.