Drunk Websurfing

[Preach]

from this:

id durnk not suptdi

to this:

I kinda sobered up now, I ate these coconut pies and it soked up the alcohol. I was at the pub for about 6 hours sat in the beer garden (cos now you cant smoke inside). I was sober til I got home, then it all went to shit and I couldnt even order takeaway.

in fifty minutes?

if i didn't know better, i'd say this was a bestpageintheuniverse.com-ish ploy attempt, to humiliate stupid americans.

 

[Prize Gotti]

from this:


to this:
in fifty minutes?

if i didn't know better, i'd say this was a bestpageintheuniverse.com-ish ploy attempt, to humiliate stupid americans.

I was fine after I ate the coconut pie. I fell asleep shortly after I typed that.

 

[Preach]

Ya food actually does bring some balance.

 

[keco52]

Even drunk I still type the same. Should say text...because I don't get the urge to surf the web while intoxicated.

 

[S O F I]

If I'm too drunk to type, I'm not on the computer. That simple.