Don Potato Head's Favourite Son

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

Upon my reaching of the 3000 post mark, I, CalcuoCuchicheo, have been promoted in the Cuchicheo family to the position of underboss.

I would like - in particular - to commemorate the following people:

Cown (SuperFreak)
Hurts (Why do you not like him?)
My L.O.D peers (ThUg $TyLe & beReal)
devils advok8 (shawerma my friend)
Zero Cool (my blood brother)
Illuminattile (the man in need of a disclaimer)
Emma (the only e-bisexual I know)
Pinnochio (fellow underboss)
Shrek (fellow underboss)
Woody (assassin)
Elmer Fudd (top hitman)
Tex-Mex (top hitman)
Buzz Lightyear (soldier)
Wile E Coyote (soldier)
Tom (soldier)
Sylvester (soldier)
Roger Rabbit (soldier)
Mickey Mouse (getaway driver)
Jessica Rabbit (club singer)
Ariel aka the Little Mermaid (broad/hooker)
Daffy Duck (club mc)

& countless others.

Most of all, I would like to thank Don Potato Head.

My father & reaper.

My life & death.


If you feel you were excluded from the list unfairly, first imagine me asking you this, do you feel lucky? Well do you punk?

If the answer is yes, you may request your name be put on the list. If not, it doesn't matter.

 

[Jurhum]

Too many errors to correct.

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

Jurhum, inform me now.

 

[Zero Cool]

Congratz :thumb:

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

Damn you, you Irish bastard!!

I thought to myself, four or five'll do, that's all I need.

You have shown me otherwise.

While pleased this has been brought to my attention, I also feel belittled.

 

[vg4030]

Congratz :thumb:

 

[devils_advok8]

lol congratz
Must be a record

 

[Zero Cool]

Damn you, you Irish bastard!!

I thought to myself, four or five'll do, that's all I need.

You have shown me otherwise.

While pleased this has been brought to my attention, I also feel belittled.

lol

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

A record??

Yes, indeed.

My rise to the top as been somewhat astronmical.

Don Potato Head is proud.

He also wishes to inform 'little gay dancing monkey' aka devils advok8, that he is amused by him & wonders if he would be interested in becoming the Cuchicheo family's full-time personal jester.

 

[Jurhum]

Upon my reaching of the 3000 post mark, I, CalcuoCuchicheo, have been promoted in the Cuchicheo family to the position of [an] under boss. [You forgot the article “an” here. Also, under boss is two words.]
I would like - in particular - to commerate [commemorate-obvious spelling mistake.]
the following people:

Cown (SuperFreak)
Hurts (Why do you not like him?)
My L.O.D peers (ThUg $TyLe & beReal)
devils advok8 (shawerma my friend)
Zero Cool (my blood brother)
Pinnochio (fellow underboss)
Shrek (fellow underboss)
Woody (assassin)
Elmer Fudd (top hitman)
Tex-Mex (top hitman)
Buzz Lightyear (soldier)
Wile E Coyote (soldier)
Tom (soldier)
Sylvester (soldier)
Roger Rabbit (soldier)
Mickey Mouse (getaway driver)
Jessica Rabbit (club singer)
Ariel aka the Little Mermaid (broad/hooker)
Daffy Duck (club mc)

& countless others.

Most of all, I would like to thank Don Potato Head; my father & reaper; my life & death. [This should be one sentence.]


If you feel you were excluded from the list unfairly, first imagine me asking you this, do you feel lucky? Well do you punk? [This is just wrong]
If the answer is yes, you may request you name be put on the list. If not, it doesn't matter.

Other than that, ConGizat.

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

Jurhum is a bitch.

The only one I will change is 'commemorate'.

Other than that, 'underboss' will remain as one word. As such, it is a position &, IMO, is fine the way it is with the 'of'.

As for the punctuation, yeah I accept that is right but considering the way the screen works, I decided to leave them below one another.

As for the Dirty Harry shit, if I was to type out the whole dialogue, it would detract from the purpose of this whole post, to allow the people of Thugz Mansion to join in the Cuchicheo family celebration.

 

[Jurhum]

I shall never enter this thread again. I apologize for ruining your moment of glory.


*imitating SicC*
pz

 

[TG1 Ghetto One]

gratz potato man

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

*takes off coat, clears throat*

I am not 'potato man'.

Don Potato Head is my Godfather.

I am CalcuoCuchicheo - underboss in the Cuchicheo family.

 

[Blastin]

:thumb:

 

[2Pax]

Congrazzles (My word of the week)

 

[Illuminattile]

I am shocked and appalled that you didn't shout me out.

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

You are now noted.

Don't feel lonely though, Glockmatic, Silleone, Amara, Pittsey & a bunch of others were/ & continue to be left out.

Zero Cool was left out & that says a lot....

 

[Emma]

What about me *cries*

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

Save your tears, they hold no weight here.

You are now added.

You can join the family working in one of two roles: a club singer or a hooker.

I'm thinking the former for the latter would have me in the dock beside Wacko.