Just when I thought I can give back to the community..by volunteering and shit...I fuck up. I went to one of them be a big brother things to donate my time to the kids, and keep em off the street n shit. But I dont think I'll get a call back. 
I'll remember this for the rest of my life. The convo went just like that..minus a couple minor details..
Everything was going well until the lady interviewed me..i tend to babble and talk fast..when i get nervous. And I think I showed my true colors and became ghetto in the middle.
But the first half of the interview was goin well..until:
(IL = Interviewer Lady) (SiGh = me)
IL: ...so everything looks good in you application, we look forward to calling you.
Sigh: Oh, great. Thats good.
IL: We'll give your application in and you can soon be a big brother to someone! Do you have a preference to who we 'assign' you to? We're looking for a lot of good people like yourself for a lot of young boys right now.
Sigh: Oh no, I dont have any preference, I love little boys!
(extreme long case of awkwardness...and silence. She was looking at me kinda weird..so i had to speak quickly to correct what i said.)
Sigh: Oh! I didnt mean it like that, I lovve little girls too!..
(silence...)
IL: um...
Sigh: Oh shit! not like that tho. I'm aint a molester or anything like that. Ya dig? I aint no michael jackson or any type of shit like that. I'm just trying to do good to the kids...I like girls my age. Nothing under 18. I'd like there parents for instance..
(silence...)
Sigh: Ohp sorry! I didnt mean to curse...I mean I love Michael Jackson. Beatt it! Ugh!...yay...But not like that or anything you know. I dont beat it or anything. Anyone! I mean anyone! I'm reall nice. I like him as an artist. I used to buy his music. I mean I still do..but not really. I love all types of music. The radio!..the radio is good. I like listening to all new types of music on the radio.
(by this time..i started to sweat..
another long moment of awkward silence..and weird staring and shit.
following the long silence...)
.....
Sigh: .....ill just let myself out. Thank you for your time.
Man i messed up. I hope they call tho. Cuz itd be cool to chill with the kidz and keep em clean n shit u kno? Any of you guys..ever mess up an interview? Let me know..so i can feel better.
I swear..i have the wrongest stories in life..
I'll remember this for the rest of my life. The convo went just like that..minus a couple minor details..Everything was going well until the lady interviewed me..i tend to babble and talk fast..when i get nervous. And I think I showed my true colors and became ghetto in the middle.
But the first half of the interview was goin well..until:
(IL = Interviewer Lady) (SiGh = me)
IL: ...so everything looks good in you application, we look forward to calling you.
Sigh: Oh, great. Thats good.
IL: We'll give your application in and you can soon be a big brother to someone! Do you have a preference to who we 'assign' you to? We're looking for a lot of good people like yourself for a lot of young boys right now.
Sigh: Oh no, I dont have any preference, I love little boys!
(extreme long case of awkwardness...and silence. She was looking at me kinda weird..so i had to speak quickly to correct what i said.)
Sigh: Oh! I didnt mean it like that, I lovve little girls too!..
(silence...)
IL: um...
Sigh: Oh shit! not like that tho. I'm aint a molester or anything like that. Ya dig? I aint no michael jackson or any type of shit like that. I'm just trying to do good to the kids...I like girls my age. Nothing under 18. I'd like there parents for instance..
(silence...)
Sigh: Ohp sorry! I didnt mean to curse...I mean I love Michael Jackson. Beatt it! Ugh!...yay...But not like that or anything you know. I dont beat it or anything. Anyone! I mean anyone! I'm reall nice. I like him as an artist. I used to buy his music. I mean I still do..but not really. I love all types of music. The radio!..the radio is good. I like listening to all new types of music on the radio.
(by this time..i started to sweat..
another long moment of awkward silence..and weird staring and shit.
following the long silence...)
.....
Sigh: .....ill just let myself out. Thank you for your time.
Man i messed up.
I hope they call tho. Cuz itd be cool to chill with the kidz and keep em clean n shit u kno? Any of you guys..ever mess up an interview? Let me know..so i can feel better.I swear..i have the wrongest stories in life..
