Does anybody wanna take a wild guess?

[Ms L]

(Joke) Can anybody give me an example of something expands in heat and contracts in cold?

 

[Jokerman]

Streetfighter

 

[Synful*Luv]

a penis?

wood?

 

[Duke]

Steel, iron, most metals, women.

 

[Tha_Wood]

scrotum

 

[dilla]

scrotum

My thoughts exactly. Most materials on earth have this property.

 

[masta247]

Yeshua's brain. No,wait. It shrinks all the time

 

[Ms L]

ok the answer was (and yes I know this is really not funny but) the answer to this joke was
“Summer break 10 weeks, winter break 2 weeks.” anyways your answers were all better than the joke I found.

 

[Flipmo]

Whoever told you that joke should be shot.

 

[Casey]

It was my understanding that to be technically considered a "joke", the statement must have humorous qualities.

 

[dilla]

What happened to being nice to new members? Or returning members?

It was a riddle, not a joke.

 

[Ms L]

Thanks Smacky!

 

[Stred]

wood?

wood swells up with moisture and expands, shrinks when it drys out

 

[Rukas]

A grenade.

 

[dilla]

Bachavelli's mom's twat?

 

[EDouble]

worse joke EVER