Cops are such nice people.

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So me and three of my friends were at this party last friday which ended early cuz of these two guys got into a fight. So its now around 2:00 am and were are about to leave, when the cops arrive to the scene and block us in.We had parked in the neigbors drive way.We figured its late and they aint gonna go no where.The neigbors are the ones that called the police. So they cops then came up to the truck we were in, a lifted 04 silverado, and told my friend to step out of the vehicle. As my friend gets out an empty beer can falls out. The cop asked my friend if he had anything to drink. My friend said yeah i had two beers.Even tough he wasnt drunk, the cops smelled the beer on his breath. keep in mind all four of us are under 21 and three of us were really drunk.Plus having an empty can of beer doesnt' help the situation. So the cop then said whos driving. My friend then said my friend whos inside is gonna drive.We are waiting for him to come out. So then he calls him to come out. He doesn't want to cuz he's a little bitch and he's scared. And this guy was sober. He had nothing to drink. By this time the cops are starting to get pissed off. So they say get someone out here who can gets this truck out of this drive way in 5 minutes or your truck is gonna get towed and we dont give a shit you guys can walk home. So whe couldn't get no one to do it. So the cops say, Guess what you guys are gettin lucky tonight. My partner is gonna drive this truck down some where it can be safely park and we're gonna give you guys a ride home. You guys pick up the truck in the morning when you guys sober up. So the cops gave us ride home which is like 3 miles away. We got so lucky. We were shitting bricks cuz we thought we were gonna get arrested and get the truck towed. But everything ended up cool and we picked up the truck the next morning. So cops are really nice people:)


edit: I forgot to mention that most are cops around here are assholes and we got real lucky that it was some cool ass cops. Stuff like this never happends. It would always most likely end up in someone getting arrested.
 
they are not nice,they stopped me this morning because i ran a red light.I asked the cop how could i have run a red light with a broken leg.I was making a joke because i really have a broken leg.He rolled his eyes :rolleyes: then he gives me another ticket for no seatbelt.
 
moose said:
they are not nice,they stopped me this morning because i ran a red light.I asked the cop how could i have run a red light with a broken leg.I was making a joke because i really have a broken leg.He rolled his eyes :rolleyes: then he gives me another ticket for no seatbelt.
aww, what a way to fuck ur day up
 
There was this one night they could of busted our asses for underage drinking and possesion (weed) but they cut us a break and just took the bong and emtyed out the beer, they gave us sobriaty test and SOMEHOW we all passed, i bet they knew we were bullshitin them and decided to let us go so that they diddent have to do the paperwork and shit.
 
As with everthing. Depends on the copper, and how there day was going.

I got caught with drugs when I was 17. The police man was coming to the end of his shift and let me off with a warning. He also took my stash. Either he couldn't be bothered with the paper work or he was going to a party. ;)
 
not all cops are assholes, but alot of them are. i know a couple cops personally. they all live on my block. the one across the street gave me a ride in his 03 mustang :)
 
i got lucky n' got arrested by some crooked cops who took my weed, impounded my car, gave me a ticket, made me walk home...then smoked my weed....never got into trouble but still had to pay the impound fee...i hate fucking cops.....and my uncle was chief of police once....and my cousin was a cop...my step brother was a cop....my other cousin is a cop....fucc
 
The ratio of bad cops to good cops here is about 3:1. Most are just blatant faggots who spend all their shit hassling kids. Cops and teachers are in the same boat for me, both go out of their way to be fags.
 
moose said:
they are not nice,they stopped me this morning because i ran a red light.I asked the cop how could i have run a red light with a broken leg.I was making a joke because i really have a broken leg.He rolled his eyes :rolleyes: then he gives me another ticket for no seatbelt.

I would have nightsticked you across the face and smashed in your tail lights.
 
a few years agho we had this big blizzard and me and my friends were throwing snow balls at cars and i hit a cop car and the cop got out and chased us down and started clobbering us with monster snowballs.
 
ya some of them are really nice, but a lot of them are pure dicks. I guess they treat you the way you treat them.
 
WayCide-Ridah said:
.....and my uncle was chief of police once....and my cousin was a cop...my step brother was a cop....my other cousin is a cop....fucc
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