Confession Thread

[Shadows]

Confess anything. I don't want it to be a religious thread, but it can have religious sins and stuff involved.


I confess that when I was little I used to feel guilty when I masturbated. Now I don't care. h:

I confess that I have passed up sex w/ at least 10 girls in my life b4 my previous engagement...and the sad part is, I'm not sure if I regret it or not even though we are not together anymore :S (SMH)

I confess that the only reason why I haven't released even a small clip of the sex tape that hiphoplatinaqueen and I made on here or FB is b/c the CD was never finalized. 2

(I confess that I told her it was in my car when it was stolen, but it's in my storage, right now). :nuts:

 

[Duke]

I confess that I set two bicycles ablaze this evening.

 

[Shadows]

I confess that I set two bicycles ablaze this evening.

wtf. what for

 

[Stred]

When you fuck bitches they be like "uh"
When I fuck bitches they be like "AHHHHHH!"

 

[Tha_Wood]

me and stred made out one night when we were drunk

 

[ArtsyGirl]

^I believe that.

And Duke, that doesn't suprise me, bicycles are everywhere in the Netherlands. It'd be hard not to.

I confess when I was little I used to cry everytime I heard/saw an ambulance.

 

[Flipmo]

I confess when I'm taking the bus or subway, I look at women and imagine their orgasm face; that's when I came to the conclusion that I prefer women that look good when having an orgasm, and not the ones that look like a camel taking a shit.

Not much of a confession, but then again ... most people dunno I do that lol.

 

[Bobby Sands]

^^weirdo

Duke's bicycle arson is probably football related lol

 

[Flipmo]

I get bored in public transportation. What do u want me to say, it's not like I walk around all day imagining faces. lol. Although that would be hilarious.

Edit: This is recent (maybe an hour ago), I blocked the toilet at work, and now they have to call in the janitor. I'm pretending like I wasn't even in the area when it happened

 

[Duke]

^^ LMAO @ toilet block.

 

[Bobby Sands]

I get bored in public transportation. What do u want me to say, it's not like I walk around all day imagining faces. lol. Although that would be hilarious.

Edit: This is recent (maybe an hour ago), I blocked the toilet at work, and now they have to call in the janitor. I'm pretending like I wasn't even in the area when it happened

that happened me before as well. there was a problem with the toilet at work though. wouldnt flush properly. I just kept quiet about it . I could hear people complaining about it lol.

 

[keco52]

I confess that I eat salsa and tapatio out of the jar...and I eat taco bell hot sauce packets. I have some in my desk right now.

 

[Shadows]

^Damn.

That's some gangsta shit. You don't get stomach problems?

 

[Flipmo]

I'd be bleeding from the ass (no homo) after eating all that.

 

[Stone_Cold]

Edit: This is recent (maybe an hour ago), I blocked the toilet at work, and now they have to call in the janitor. I'm pretending like I wasn't even in the area when it happened

lol a dude from my work once texted me on my day off telling me he was in work taking a shit and had blocked the toilet. Dunno if he was asking for advice or just bragging!

 

[Da_Funk]

I get bored in public transportation. What do u want me to say, it's not like I walk around all day imagining faces. lol. Although that would be hilarious.

Edit: This is recent (maybe an hour ago), I blocked the toilet at work, and now they have to call in the janitor. I'm pretending like I wasn't even in the area when it happened

Once in a while when I take a really dirty shit at work I'll leave it in the toilet so the next person can see my awesomeness.

 

[Flipmo]

lmao @ awesomeness.

 

[Shadows]

I confess when I'm taking the bus or subway, I look at women and imagine their orgasm face; that's when I came to the conclusion that I prefer women that look good when having an orgasm, and not the ones that look like a camel taking a shit.

Not much of a confession, but then again ... most people dunno I do that lol.

I forgot to ask, would you tell your girl this?

 

[Duke]

I forgot to ask, would you tell your girl this?

It was probably his opening line.

 

[raywaters11]

Shadows and I touched penises one time...











okay, two times.