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what are some random childhood memory's you have?

one of my all time favorites is when we were in grade 1the whole class was sitting down on the ground for story time and we could all smell a poo. so after a while and the smell didnt go away the teacher said "everyone who didnt poo there pants move over to the side of the room" so we all got up and left except for one kid and his sister had to come and get him n change his pants.
 
what a sweet memory :)
i got this one: i was also in the 1st grade, it was a brake and i was eating at school's dinning-room, i had soup, after i've finished half of my plate suddenly i felt bad and threw up straight into the unfinished soup's plate. The plate was full again :)
i left the dinning-room with that plate on the table.. didn't know what happened later :)
 
I have a memory where I was being fast, lol.

So, I got a new dress and I wanted to wear it to school, this is also 1st grade. I was trying to be a "lady" in my dress like my mommy said but at recess I wanted to play too! So I started out slow and then ended up in full play mode, my dress went up and a few kids saw my panties. Someone made a comment about it, like "ewwww panties" typical 1st grade stuff and so my smart ass said back "So what, they're clean!" and then I showed my panties again! LMAO!! From them on, the kid who I had thought was cute was my boyfriend, hahahahaha. I was bad.
 
I cut my finger almost all the way off when I was 5 or 6. They had to do plastic surgery to make it look normal again :D You can't even see the scar anymore.
 
I was about 6 or 7. It was a beautiful sunny California day. On my garage we had a basketball hoop. My sister and I decided to construct, I don't even know what to call it. We used paint buckets, a cinder block, milk crates, and whatever else we could find really. Our goal was to hang on the rim. I have no idea how we both climbed the thing at the same time but we did, shakey as hell. When we both got on the rim and put our weight on it the rim broke. We fell crashing to the ground and it hurt. It was funny. I also have memories of my friends and I throwing rocks and shit at crackheads from my roof. They would come to my yard cus we had an orange tree. I can go on and on but I'll spare you.
 
i was about five, my brother was about two and my grandma was getting married, and after the wedding my cousins, my brother and i all started getting the bricks that hold up the arch that my grandma and her husband were married under. we were throwing them in a well a couple feet away. after all the bricks were gone, my brother grabbed the bible and threw it in the well. lmao i thought it was hilarious.
 
i think i was five or six and my brother three or four. we were outside the house playing and i felt like peeing on him, so i asked him if i could pee all over him. he said okay, so i peed all over his dress. when we went back inside, my mother asked why he was wet all over, and i said he fell in the river. she smelled him and found out. i didn't get pancakes for dinner that day.

another time, me and a girl were playing doctor on our lawn. her father stopped by for a cup of coffee and saw us. coincidentally, my mother was making waffles that day. so, i didn't get any waffles.
 
lmao at that, yeah. my bad. an overall dress.

we had a porch that was about six or seven feet above the ground, and we were like on the side of it. so her dad went onto the porch and he could see us behind the grill on the lawn lol.

also, lawn and lawl are very similar.

i'll change that last sentence to "and he could see us behind the grill on the lawn lawl"
 
When I was about 5 or 6 me and a friend decided we were going to go look for the Ninja Turtles. So we hopped down in a sewer that was near our apartment complex and went in search. We weren't down there for long because he had mentioned this to his sister, who got his mother and she showed up less than 5 minutes later. She pulled us out of there, and as soon as he was able to touch ground she beat the hell out of him. It was hilarious.
 
these are some of the funny things i remember...

when i was 3 or 4 years old my mom, dad, sister and i went to safeway. we all sat in the car while my dad went inside to buy groceries. i was just messing around playing with the staring wheel while my mom and sister were in the back...i started to play with the gear shift and suddenly the car started moving and the ignition wasn't even on. my mom stuck her foot out to try and stop the car but our car ended up hitting a parked car while my dad watched the whole thing at the top of the parking lot with his mouth dropped LOL

we didnt take it to the insurance company or anything but we just paid the guy for the damage...


i also stuck a carrot up my nose and had to go to the doctor to get it out...


i almost fell out of a window once


i tried to cross the street when i was 2 years old through heavy traffic but then my dad saved me

i also bit a rubber ball in half

i also bit this kid on the face that left a mark and his dad was pissed off (i was 2 i think)

i think i still have a few more stories..but ill save that for another day...



oh yeah i also had a fasisnation with answering machines in kindergarten...and one of my friends, benny (who moved away after kindergarten)....i used to leave messages on his answering saying FUCK and FUCK UUUU like 100's of times a day for like a a week..then his asian dad called my house and my mom picked up..and hes like can i speak to Rahim...and my mom thought it was a little friend of mine..but it was really BENNY'S DAD...he was so pissed off and told me to fuck off.....after that i didnt do it again on the same answering machine and grew up prank calling pizza places asking if they were the washroom
 
me and my friends were playing baseball in the field across my house when i was a kid. my friend heath swung the wooden baseball bat, which connected with the baseball and then with my head.

I saw black for just a split second and then I was conscious, but I had a welt on my forehead the size of a golf ball
 
btw, it would be interesting to know what are the earliest memories you recall from your childhood. mine is when i was 1 year and 2 months, i remember my dad taking me to the sports event in the stadium. nothing special but somehow i remember this.
 
I must've been 8 or 9 at the time. I had these two huge trees in my backyard. My two friends and I used to play guns all the time and climb up into the tree and pretend we were sniping people, throwing grades at them etc (LOL). Anyways one day were in the tree and I hear this loud crack and I'm like wtf? Next thing I know my friend comes flying from above me knocking me off the branch. He landed on top of me and knocked the wind outta me but amazingly other than that we were fine.


When I was 10 a few of us went tobogganing by the highway. Needles to say a bunch of cars were speeding past us. Being the 10 year old rebels we were we decided that we'd run to side of the highway and throw snowballs at a passing car. Well the first car we threw snowballs at, all 4 of us connected. Just our luck the car happened to be filled with 5 20 year olds. They slammed on the brakes and chased after us. Well they caught us and beat our asses pretty bad. 10 minutes later we were back at it though :D

When I was in grade six there was this new girl no one really knew who liked birds a lot. One recess a bunch of us were chilling at the tire swings and there was a dead bird lying on the pavement. This kid in grade seven thought he'd show everyone he was the shit and picked up this dead bird and threw at the girl. Well the girl didn't like that too much so she beat the living hell outta this kid (a teacher ended up pulling her off and she got suspened). When the girl got back she was instantly one of the coolest people in the grade.

Fuck I miss being a kid.
 
Rahim said:
these are some of the funny things i remember...

when i was 3 or 4 years old my mom, dad, sister and i went to safeway. we all sat in the car while my dad went inside to buy groceries. i was just messing around playing with the staring wheel while my mom and sister were in the back...i started to play with the gear shift and suddenly the car started moving and the ignition wasn't even on. my mom stuck her foot out to try and stop the car but our car ended up hitting a parked car while my dad watched the whole thing at the top of the parking lot with his mouth dropped LOL

we didnt take it to the insurance company or anything but we just paid the guy for the damage...


i also stuck a carrot up my nose and had to go to the doctor to get it out...


i almost fell out of a window once


i tried to cross the street when i was 2 years old through heavy traffic but then my dad saved me

i also bit a rubber ball in half

i also bit this kid on the face that left a mark and his dad was pissed off (i was 2 i think)

i think i still have a few more stories..but ill save that for another day...



oh yeah i also had a fasisnation with answering machines in kindergarten...and one of my friends, benny (who moved away after kindergarten)....i used to leave messages on his answering saying FUCK and FUCK UUUU like 100's of times a day for like a a week..then his asian dad called my house and my mom picked up..and hes like can i speak to Rahim...and my mom thought it was a little friend of mine..but it was really BENNY'S DAD...he was so pissed off and told me to fuck off.....after that i didnt do it again on the same answering machine and grew up prank calling pizza places asking if they were the washroom
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It's fascinating to note that even at age 2, people could have concluded that you'd grow up to be a moronic psycho.
 
I'm drunk right now, and I just remembered some shit while chatting with a friend.

When I was also 5 or 6 I went over to a friends house, she was about 2-3 years older than me. Her parents always worked late so he older sister was suppost to watch us, but she left us alone and went off somewhere. Well I was suppost to be home at 5pm and I ended up falling asleep watching American Ninja 2, and when I woke up it was close to 9pm, I fucking paniced and raced home. I lived in a big ass apartment complex, and I was also afraid of the dark (great show) I just remember my heart was racing. I got home and turned out everyone in my family was at my house, some where looking for me, everyone was happy to see I was safe, and then my mother beat my ass.

When I was about 4, I got my first black friend, I told my mother about him and that he looked like Chocolate Milk. We're still friends.

I got a raisin stuck in my ear and had to go to the hospital.




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