A Farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster. The Farmer puts the rooster straight into the pen so he can get down to business. The young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says “OK, old fellow, time to retire.”
The old rooster says, “You can’t handle all these chickens… look at what it did to me!”
The young rooster replies, “Now, don’t give me hassle about this. Time for the old to step aside and the young to take over, so take a hike.”
The old rooster says, “Aw, c’mon… just let me have the two old hens in the corner. I wont bother you.”
But the young rooster is having none of it, so the old rooster thinks for a minute and then says to the young rooster, “I’ll tell you what, young fellow, I’ll have a race with you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins the race gets domain of the chicken coop. And if I’m so feeble, why not give me a little head start?”
The young rooster says, “Sure, why not, you know I’ll still beat you.”
They line up, get a chicken to cluck “GO!” and the old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster starts. They round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster is only about five inches behind the old rooster. The Farmer, sitting on the porch, looks up, sees what’s going on, grabs his shotgun and BOOM! He blows the young rooster to KFC heaven.
He shakes his head gloomily and says “Son of a bitch, third gay rooster I bought this week!”
The old rooster says, “You can’t handle all these chickens… look at what it did to me!”
The young rooster replies, “Now, don’t give me hassle about this. Time for the old to step aside and the young to take over, so take a hike.”
The old rooster says, “Aw, c’mon… just let me have the two old hens in the corner. I wont bother you.”
But the young rooster is having none of it, so the old rooster thinks for a minute and then says to the young rooster, “I’ll tell you what, young fellow, I’ll have a race with you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins the race gets domain of the chicken coop. And if I’m so feeble, why not give me a little head start?”
The young rooster says, “Sure, why not, you know I’ll still beat you.”
They line up, get a chicken to cluck “GO!” and the old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster starts. They round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster is only about five inches behind the old rooster. The Farmer, sitting on the porch, looks up, sees what’s going on, grabs his shotgun and BOOM! He blows the young rooster to KFC heaven.
He shakes his head gloomily and says “Son of a bitch, third gay rooster I bought this week!”
