chest hairs update

[ill-matic]

for a lot of people terrorism, global warming, and perhaps even Kim Jong Il are major causes of concern and thoughts. these issues are minor, and insignificant when held against the real issues such as male chest hairs and how attractive women find it.

not one to forget such an issue so easily, i decided to survey a few of my lady friends to see what they really thought. what i found was not only shocking, surprising, and bizarre, but also educational.

what i found was that for nearly all of the female specimens i asked, all thought that a man with a waxed chest was "sexy", yet a man who waxed his legs was not "manly" and sllightly faggish.

here i was just taken aback. what the hell was going on here? men waxing their chests is hot but any other limb is gay? did i hear right? are they on drugs? are they just stupid girls? was feminism a big joke where anyday now they will admit that they are stupider than men and go back to cooking something?

these questions plagued my mind. i could not sleep. i could not eat. my heart pounds as a type this, and my fingers are shaking uncontrollably, but only becuase it's winter . what is going on here? how is ojne hot but the other gay? where is the logic in such opinions?

please, somebody help. i feel lost. i dont know what to do. i am scared. i feel so helpless and alone. i feel lost in this wilderness... this wilderness of hair... will chopping it off help me find myself? am i really being held down by shackles of hair?

help me streethop.

 

[ill-matic]

to the fuckwit that neg repped me, saying i "try too hard with this chest hair" business, this thread was a joke. what a fucking idiot.

how much CLEARER could i make it that im JOKING.

 

[stefanwzyga]

to the fuckwit that neg repped me, saying i "try too hard with this chest hair" business, this thread was a joke. what a fucking idiot.

Now thats funny

Now let me get back to waxing my chest.

 

[stefanwzyga]

It wasnt me that neg repped you! I thought your response was funny. cheers for neg reppin me.:thumb:

 

[Sebastian]

Bwuaha - idiots.

what i found was that for nearly all of the female specimens i asked, all thought that a man with a waxed chest was "sexy", yet a man who waxed his legs was not "manly" and sllightly faggish.

I share their point of view.

 

[ill-matic]

It wasnt me that neg repped you! I thought your response was funny. cheers for neg reppin me.:thumb:

im sorry i will make it up to you promise!

 

[Bobby Sands]

lol.What a misunderstanding.

 

[Rahim]

i second bereals post.

 

[Synful*Luv]

No one wants to curl up next to monkey man

I dunno, I kinda like hairy legs on a man... and chest hair isn't too bad, just not a lot of it. A fine sprinkling of hair here and there is cool.. but once it starts to get thick... eeeewww... get rid of it pls.

 

[PuffnScruff]

lol@someone neg repping you over this. it was probably jeremeyer. he likes to neg rep people over stupid shit. he has been doing it to me and eric like crazy

 

[_carmi]

Bwuaha - idiots.



I share their point of view.

i share both point of views.

 

[SiGh]

lol@someone neg repping you over this. it was probably jeremeyer. he likes to neg rep people over stupid shit. he has been doing it to me and eric like crazy

u provoke him and call him old. you know he can't do anything about his age.

Eric neg repped me and said sorry cuz he thought he was sending me a PM instead. he then IMed me and asked me why his PM wasn't in his outbox.

His "PM" read this in my rep box:
"Fuck you horsie, I will cum on you motherfucker"

You be the judge.

 

[_carmi]

u provoke him and call him old. you know he can't do anything about his age.

Eric neg repped me and said sorry cuz he thought he was sending me a PM instead. he then IMed me and asked me why his PM wasn't in his outbox.

His "PM" read this in my rep box:
"Fuck you horsie, I will cum on you motherfucker"

You be the judge.

lollll

 

[Preach]

how to shave your chest but not your legs? where do you draw the line? how do you make a smooth transition? well you can't so what the fuck are you thinking when you are asking guys to wax their chest but leave the hair on their legs? are you fucking stupid?

 

[Synful*Luv]

u provoke him and call him old. you know he can't do anything about his age.

Eric neg repped me and said sorry cuz he thought he was sending me a PM instead. he then IMed me and asked me why his PM wasn't in his outbox.

His "PM" read this in my rep box:
"Fuck you horsie, I will cum on you motherfucker"

You be the judge.

LMAOO!!!

I really want to rep you but I can't

 

[Da_Funk]

I know this a joke thread and didn't read a single post except the original, but i read your old thread. In all honesty man, if you think shaving your chest hair is gonna help you get laid then I dont know what to say cause I think that its stupid and you might have bigger problems. I'm assuming you usually pick chicks up when you're drunk and they are as well, and to be honest i doubt a drunk chick is even gonna notice your chest hair unless you look like a fuckin gorilla. So my adivce is leave your chest hair the way it is unless you plan on being a model or body builder, or if your a hairy mofo look into waxing it. If you need help getting laid i suggest working on your game and how you talk to the ladies, and possibly your appearence.

 

[ill-matic]

I know this a joke thread and didn't read a single post except the original, but i read your old thread. In all honesty man, if you think shaving your chest hair is gonna help you get laid then I dont know what to say cause I think that its stupid and you might have bigger problems. I'm assuming you usually pick chicks up when you're drunk and they are as well, and to be honest i doubt a drunk chick is even gonna notice your chest hair unless you look like a fuckin gorilla. So my adivce is leave your chest hair the way it is unless you plan on being a model or body builder, or if your a hairy mofo look into waxing it. If you need help getting laid i suggest working on your game and how you talk to the ladies, and possibly your appearence.

i know, i have enough fur to carpet the whitehouse. it becomes a problem when i dont spike the girls drink enough, so shes sober enough to realise that she's dealing with some sort of yetti, which isnt good for me because i cant get laid. but when i spike their drink enough and they are drunk i tell her that we should do some roleplay where we are zoo animals. because she's so intoxicated she thinks ive put on a gorilla suit, which is partially true, except that suit is actually my long black locks, but i get laid either way. but all the time i get woken up by her beating me with a broom, telling me to "shoo" because she thinks im a giant St Bernard dog.

i cant help it, i get so lonely sometimes. at nights i sit in front of the television, watching the waxed chests of soap opera stars, whilst i slowly braid my chest hairs.

my life is miserable, Da Funk, please help me more. I really think you can get me out of this whole i am in, PM me or something?

 

[Pittsey]

to the fuckwit that neg repped me, saying i "try too hard with this chest hair" business, this thread was a joke. what a fucking idiot.

how much CLEARER could i make it that im JOKING.

I agree with him...

You try too hard to be funny.

 

[Da_Funk]

I agree with him...

You try too hard to be funny.

Yup..

 

[Casey]

shoo be doo wop