Champagne (?) Flavored Soda

[Preach]

is that what you would call it? if you don't know what i'm talking about you are an idiot (or we only have it here in norway, but i doubt that (or some other reason so people won't get mad at me for calling them idiots)).

 

[Cooper]

I don't know what you're talking about, and you are the idiot, not I.

 

[Preach]

Google helped me with what you could not. You're right, you're the double idiot

Champagne Soda

then i move on to part two of this thread, which is what it's really about. in norway, we got this soda. it's just called "champagne soda". then one of the producers who make it (just like how you got coca cola, pepsi and classic cola) decided they were gonna call it chimpanzee soda. so they put a picture of a chimp on it and called it "chimpanzee soda". it makes so little sense that it makes me fucking angry. it's more stupid than those teletubbies. babies get treated like babies enough as it is, there's no need to pinken their everyday even further. it's time we turned around and went the other way now, considering the past two decades have been all about how you can treat your kids better.

 

[Cooper]

Does it taste like champagne?

Is it just fizzy grape juice?

 

[Bender]

Is this like alcohol free champagne? a bit like alcohol free beer. Damn what am I thinking, I am an idiot for comparing it to beer. Is it expensive? I'd stay clear of the chimpanzee soda, I bet it tastes like piss.

 

[Preach]

It's a mixture of fruits. It just tastes fruity. It's pretty nice actually.

(Shrewdness-points for everyone who sees the very funny open goal on a homosexual joke. Ehehehehe!!!!)

 

[S O F I]

Have you been mixing weed with coke?

 

[Preach]

nay. i was simply wondering if anybody else enjoys this soda, is all.

 

[dillaxx]

If you drop a grape in a glass of champagne, it will oscillate up and down.

 

[Bender]

if you drop a spoon of sugar into a bottle of soda it will produce a fountain

 

[S. Fourteen]

To Yeshua:

If you drop watch in toilet, you have shitty time.

 

[dillaxx]

if you drop a spoon of sugar into a bottle of soda it will produce a fountain

I think that's salt, buddy. :worried:

 

[Preach]

what do you put in diet coke again? cause i know that wasn't salt

 

[dillaxx]

what do you put in diet coke again? cause i know that wasn't salt

Salt in any carbonated drink will cause it to foam quite a bit. Mentos in Diet Coke creates the Buckingham Fountain.