Cats are Superior to Space Aliens

S. Fourteen

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-Space Aliens have very big, dark eyes.
-Cats have very big, dark eyes and Cats can wink. Cats are superior.

-Space Aliens like to chase trucks with their UFOs.
-Cats like to watch Space Aliens chase trucks with their UFOs, then take a nap. Cats are superior.

-Space Aliens are little and sometimes cute.
-Cats are little, are always cute, and can purr. Cats are superior.

-Space Aliens like to learn about humans by watching TV.
-Cats ignore TV. Cats are superior.

-Space Aliens like to capture human beings and take them on UFO rides.
-Cats like to "adopt" humans and get them to give them food and treats. Cats are superior.

-Space Aliens eat people. Life insurance is expensive.
-Cats eat tuna fish. Tuna fish is cheaper than life insurance. Cats are superior.

-Space Aliens don't really make crop circles. They just take the credit.
-Cats make crop circles by chasing their tails in corn fields. They're indifferent to the credit. Cats are superior.

-Governments deny the existence of Space Aliens or UFOs.
-Governments, no matter how hard they try, can't deny the existence of cats. Cats are superior to Space Aliens.

-Space Aliens are said to be telepathic, but no one knows what they are trying to convey.
-Cats are notoriously psychic. They sit in front of closed doors, and humans come and open them without thinking. Cats are superior.

Why Cats are Superior to Space Aliens
 
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^ I know aliens that don't greet you.

Your argument has just been countered, sir. Please leave your dignity on the table to your left. Thank you.
 
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