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http://www.freep.com/news/latestnew...18_20050309.htm

Michigan man shot when cat knocks gun onto floor

Wednesday, March 9, 2005

ASSOCIATED PRESS

BATES TOWNSHIP -- An Upper Peninsula man cooking in his kitchen was shot after one of his cats knocked his 9mm handgun onto the floor, discharging the weapon, Michigan State Police said.

Joseph Stanton, 29, of Bates Township in Iron County, was shot in his lower torso around 6 p.m. Tuesday, the state police post in Iron River reported. He was transported to Iron County Community Hospital.

State police said he was cooking at his stove when the cat knocked the loaded gun off the kitchen counter behind him.
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That was no accident!

Cat: "I told him to get science diet!"

Or the man and his wife were having marital problems, and it was the wife's cat.

I bet I know what kind of gun it was too: a Beretta Cougar. Other guns are for pussies... :D
 
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