Calcuo gives me a dialogue about his trip to hell. (after I told him to go to hell.)

[Flipmo]

Quite stupendous if you ask me....


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*goes to Hell*

MC Adolf: Yo, wassup holmes?!!
Cuchicheo: Nuttin' much. Same shit, different day.
MC Adolf: What you in for this time?
Cuchicheo: Nothing man, just a day trip. The homie FlipMo told me to come down here to get him some more of that Croatian crack.
MC Adolf: Cool man, well I'll catch you later.

*MC Adolf leaves to play dozens with Albert Einstein*

Beelzebub: Yo, Cuchicheo!
Cuchicheo: Ay, my man with the plan! You got the shit?
Beelzebub: AIDs?
Cuchicheo: Nah, the Croatian crack!
Beelzebub: Oh right! Chea, I got that shit.

*hands over the product*

Beelzebub: How you want to pay? Cash? American Express?
Cuchicheo: How about oral sex?

*silence*

Cuchicheo: Yo bitch! Get over here!

*Cuchicheo clicks his fingers & waves over Rizzle - a Norwegian who got sent to hell for raping livestock, namely pigs*

Cuchciheo: Rizzle, serve the man.

*Rizzle gets down on his knees*

Cuchicheo: Well, I'm not too keen on this shit, so I'll get this Croatian back to the homie FlipMo aight? Peace.

*Cuchicheo leaves Hell as Beelzebub's groans echo through the dark domain*


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I knew it all along Rizzle...

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

Stupid Croatian, I said not to.......

 

[Flipmo]

Want you prefer me to delete it all?

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

Want you prefer me to delete it all?

Well it's nonsense, so yes. :thumb:

 

[H.E. Pennypacker]

I chat with Calc. from time to time, and he sounds nothing like that.

 

[haunted]

Calcuo got that crack *chea*

 

[Diaz]

Calcuo blocked me because he's a paranoid kilt bearer:thumb:

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

I chat with Calc. from time to time, and he sounds nothing like that.

You talk to Calcuo, Cuchicheo is a different entity altogether :thumb:

 

[Troublesome1996]

i almost laughed, almost! the plot was alittle weak i thought.

 

[Preach]

lol?

 

[Farzin]

what doies CalcuoCuchicheo mean anyway?

 

[Flipmo]

Last line is was the funniest I thought.

*Cuchicheo leaves Hell as Beelzebub's groans echo through the dark domain*

lmao.

 

[Duke]

that definitely sounds like the scottish rosey cheeked bastard i know