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C.R.Y.

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i outran the cops today on my pocketbike. me and my father were riding our bikes to the park when six kids stop us a little past a corner near the entrance to the park. they come and tell us that their bikes got taken away. and when we look ahead we see the cops at the last corner. so me and my father go like oh shit and do a u-turn to go back home. so when we go back on the street we're riding slowly until we see an unmarked crown victoria with the lights on. so i go wot (wide open throttle) down the street at like 32mph. and he does a u-turn too.

then i hit the corner over the train tracks at around 30 and ride up the small hill. and the cop was still coming. so i hit a left and ride down the street faster than a motherfucker at over 30 mph. when i came to my street i hit the breaks, i hit them hard too because i locked up my tire for a little and the back slided out but i still took the turn too fast. so when i turned my leg hit two parked cars tires and rode home and put my bike away. i was worried cause i thought they caught my pops because he wasnt with me, but he came a little later. then when i put my bike in the basement only to find that i cut my leg a little bit, broke my left peg and got a small scratch on the left of my fairing from when i hit the cars tires.

i cant believe i outran a cop on a 3 hp bike that with me on it weighed around 280 pounds. :cool:
 
nice. leave them in the dust

its fun runnin from the police. i find that during those moments i run my fastest. i even surpise myself sometimes. i outran a kid on a bicycle once
 
Fuck the police. Nice to read about a father and son bonding. Not enough of that these days. You and your pops should go rob a liquor store later.
 
FreshToDeath said:
Fuck the police. Nice to read about a father and son bonding. Not enough of that these days. You and your pops should go rob a liquor store later.
lmao nice.

Yeah I was like "wtf were u running 4 in the 1st place?" But now it makes sense - good job...gj 2 ur pops as well lol
 
Haha, that's tight shit. your old man's a pro.


then i hit the corner over the train tracks at around 30 and ride up the small hill. and the cop was still coming. so i hit a left and ride down the street faster than a motherfucker at over 30 mph.

-Reminded Me of This: "Verbal assassin, I hit the corner fast, blastin"


Why aren't the mini bikes legal? I know it's only in some states but why aren't they street legal? pz
 
^Well, the unofficial reason is that people just look too damn gay on them. Especially older men(pun intended) :). The official reason is, some safety crap, probably.
 
no dot approved tires and lights. its not registered and insured. plus the law wants to fuck us over like all the time lol
 
S O F I S T I K said:
^Well, the unofficial reason is that people just look too damn gay on them. Especially older men(pun intended) :). The official reason is, some safety crap, probably.

yup pretty much safety. but my bike isnt that small lol. i can drive mine without the chicken legs :D
 

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