biggest douche bag in the world

[fields316_2000]

my new brother in law has to be the biggest douche bag in the universe/world. i need to tell someone so i want to see some flame on this issue because ima clown his ass the next time i see him-

first he's actually short but combs his hair up real big and high like ronald mcdonold so he seems taller, and claims to be really strong and buff because he hit's ballys but can't bench more than 120 pounds (and literally walks around the gym with his arms bent out like he's hulk hogan or triple h)

but the fact that he pisses sitting down is priceless. he works as a construction worker and the guys that work with him came back laughing because he demanded time to drive off the site and brush his teeth after lunch-
after he lost that fight he went to the bathroom in the woods and was caught pissing sitting down...WTF?!

 

[makaveliisgoat]

post up a picture if you can

 

[Casey]

lol, what dude pisses sitting down. what an assclown.

 

[bigmack]

LMAO what a faggot

 

[Sebastian]

im sorry to hear its your brother

 

[bigmack]

^ in law, LOL

 

[_carmi]

haha :laugh:

 

[HiGhTillDeaTH]

howad stern pisses sitting down every morning when he wakes up...he said on his radio show, and that man can get a lot of pussy.

but if u want to fuck with his head, try silent treatment...

 

[linx]

Oh god, one of those type of dudes. A fucking fem.

 

[SicC]

maybe he is really a she....sex change.

pz

 

[Maverick]

lol, what dude pisses sitting down. what an assclown.

lol @ assclown...

its always funny to see a member from like 2001-2002 come back to our block one day and make a thread like this...

pz.

 

[S O F I]

Wow.

 

[Tru Principle]

Or perhaps this is your twisted recollection of events?

 

[fields316_2000]

I'm glad to see someone remembers me from back in the day!

I couldnt make this stuff up. first his co workers told me about it so i laughed it off like it was just hater-ism. then his family told me it's something he did out of courtisy for his momma ...but dawg..he did does it at a construction site with all guys! he's from the F.A.G crew..

 

[SiGh]

so lemme get this straight.

when we get married..the spouse's parents become our parents in law. the brothers n sisters of the spouse becomes our brother/sister in law. so does that mean by law me and my wifey are brother n sister by law? are we incests by law?


i dunno why i say the things i say. i wanna blame it on alcohol but my typing isnt slurred yet.

 

[Flipmo]

What's wrong with the dude pissing while sitting? If your lazy as fuck you take a seat.