BeReal Quotables

[S O F I]

Being that BeReal is one of the most distinguished members of Streethop, I thought it was only right that we dedicate a thread to his extraordinary posting ethic.

Here are some of the more recent BeReal quotables that I believe truly demonstrate the quality posting that he brings to our streethop community, day in and day out:

katie is a naughty girl

your brain seems to be dead

closed

retarded

its getting retarded in here

closed

hö? i think i closed this some hours ago

so i can close this thread?

closed for obvious reason

who is your daddy?

is there any sense in making an irish-thread if you know there are maybe 2 or 3 irish people in here? NO!

closed

are you on crack?

anyway, no nmore shoutbox threads please. thank you.

closed

indeed, it sucked

im siiiinging in the raiiin....

<----------- BeReal demonstrating his singing ability. Oh, what a chap. He makes me feel fuzzy inside.

hmm, its not that far fetched i will be married at 24.

<------The ambitious side of BeReal aka Sebastian. A true representation of a NIGGA. (Never ignorant getting goals accomplished).

..dont know whats worse...being german or BRITISH

<----A good quote to end on.





These quotables are a mere tip of the iceberg when it comes to the great Sebastian. Tupacboardians, feel free to follow me.

 

[Get In The Van I Have Candy]

hitler is my dad

the holocaust is just your imagination

White people give me diarrhea

All true I swear

 

[Saint33]

All right everybody, I'll come clean, me and salar ARE actually dating, I know, its not a huge shocker but I thought I should come clean once and for all

he trully is a great poster, jus the bravery shown in this post is enough to put him in the top 10 posters of all time

 

[Diaz]

Umm, BeReal quotes, not BeNotFunny quotes.

 

[bigmack]

here's my all time favorite

I hate jews

 

[AmerikazMost]

i hope he is not 35.

lmao

close the thread you dumbass.

thats what im gonna do...

now I can see why he thinks I fell off.. i can't keep up with this..then again, no one can

 

[SiGh]

beReal's baby picture, courtesy of SOFI:

 

[AmerikazMost]

beReal's baby picture, courtesy of SOFI:

lmao


I don't know if we should be taking this shit so far though. Up until beReal said I fell off and that I was a loser, I had gotten over him ass snitching on me and didn't have anything against him personally. I just didn't approve of his work as a mod. Though I'm not a fan of his right now, we should keep our complaints reasonable so threads don't get closed and complaints don't get passed by.

 

[PuffnScruff]

Diaz is right

:woah:

well i thought it wouldnt be a good idea to ask you since your current boyfriend probably would be angry.

..dont know whats worse...being german or BRITISH

that is a tuffy...althought i am part german

 

[PuffnScruff]

where the fuck did sigh get baby pic from?

 

[S O F I]

lmao


I don't know if we should be taking this shit so far though. Up until beReal said I fell off and that I was a loser, I had gotten over him ass snitching on me and didn't have anything against him personally. I just didn't approve of his work as a mod. Though I'm not a fan of his right now, we should keep our complaints reasonable so threads don't get closed and complaints don't get passed by.

My thread is merely a dedication to the great Sebastian. An amalgamation of his contribution to Streethop as a poster, you could say. The last thing I'd wish to do is discredit or offend him.

On the other hand, I want to congratulate those that took the time to join me in celebrating BeReal's posting career. Shame on those that are creating fallacious quotes.

 

[AmerikazMost]

My thread is merely a dedication to the great Sebastian. An amalgamation of his contribution to Streethop as a poster, you could say. The last thing I'd wish to do is discredit or offend him.

I was referring to the picture, not the thread. The thread I approve of :thumb: Tis only right to honor one of Streethop's gems.

 

[SiGh]

The picture, bereal has seen b4. Its been posted in HIS profile page, so I just wanted to post it here so every1 else sees it.

bereals a mad chill person to talk to and to beat in a game of pool.
Lol he knows im playing.

 

[Jibster]

BeReal = Legend, simple as. Legend has it he wrote Nas' verse for "Hate Me Now".

"You wanna hate me then hate me
what can I do?
but keep gettin money
funny I was just like you
I had to hustle hard never give up
until I made it
now y'all sayin that's a clever nigga
nothing to play with
hate on me, I blew but I'm the same ol G
People warn me, when you're on top there's envy"

But once again, it could've been so much better if you hadn't been German!

 

[7 Syns]

one of the most distinguished members of Streethop

LOL.

peace.

 

[Sebastian]

i dont know what to say guys....

throughout the last 3 years ive seen so many people come and go, so many cool people i talked to, so many members who tried to lower the iq-level of the board (how could i forget my close friend Hankaveli?) and even people who changed during their membership due to the influence of the spupidity floating the board.

i clearly remember the days when i made at least one thread per day in Last Wordz and tried to clean up the board. what can i say, even though people hated on me, nearly everyone who i reported get his or her punishment (what up AM and Saint?). when i take a look at Last Wordz today its definitely not what it has been in the past...which makes me sad.

the fact im cool with the people running this board shows me i was and still am on the right way. its people like me, who get hated on the one side and get loved on the other, who make this board worth coming to. so, thank you SOF for making a thread dedicated to the quality of my posts.

"i love you all" says beClosed aka the thread-nazi aka pussyboy aka whatever you want me to be aka Sebastian

 

[Helena]

awww, i like you luscious lips!!

 

[Jibster]

awww, i like you luscious lips!!

Bring the quotes or do one! :thumb:

 

[Helena]

Diaz is right.

there

 

[vg4030]

(how could i forget my close friend Hankaveli?)

lmao.. memories

i remember having issue with him