Ask Me Shit: The Too $hort Edition

[roaches]

I'm tipsy and don't want to go to sleep because I want to sleep on my flight which is taking off in six hours.

 

[LilShOrtiE485]

dude why do I feel so sad lately?

 

[roaches]

I don't know, why do you feel sad? If the age in your profile is accurate, it's probably just hormones.

 

[SiGh]

are u a admin?

 

[LilShOrtiE485]

I don't know, why do you feel sad? If the age in your profile is accurate, it's probably just hormones.

Yeah its accurate Im telling u....its cuz of love that im so sad love is the most gayest thing in the world

 

[roaches]

are u a admin?

Nah, man, I could never sell out the cause and join the establishment.

Yeah its accurate

Im telling u....its cuz of love that im so sad

love is the most gayest thing in the world

Oh, yeah, teenage love is the worst thing in the world. I'm glad I never took part in that shit. Thinking about it won't help much. Live your life and make it as fulfilling as possible, that's all you can do. It's really easy to tunnel yourself into a nice hole of angsty depression with the only exit leading to the Internet, but it's not healthy. It made the founders of LiveJournal a lot of money, but it's not healthy.

 

[ChrisZimbo]

whats the best thing to take for flu?

 

[roaches]

Hysteria, it seems. The last time I had the flu, I just let my body fight it out while taking OTCs whenever a particular symptom got really bad. I hear pig urine does wonders, too.

 

[SiGh]

wheres ur flight to?

 

[roaches]

New Orleans.

 

[SiGh]

where u located currently?

 

[roaches]

I live in New Orleans. I'm from northern Virginia, though, and I'm just here home on vacation.

 

[Snowman]

Whats your best solution to cure a Migraine Headache?

 

[PuffnScruff]

i have a test on monday. it is a test to make sure i know how to work a basic 32 channel mixing console, the patch bay, and some time based and dynamic processors. how will i do?

 

[Tru Principle]

I have to finish a whole chapter of biology with it's homework, complete about ten astronomy problems, and begin to work on an argumentative synthesis for my English course... am I going to get anything done?
and...

Do you like Skittles?
Do you like Bizzare from D-12?
Do you like Conan O'brien's old side kick; Andy?
Do you like Lil'Shortie?
Do you like President Bush?
Do you like the fact that you like who you like that you like and you like?

 

[DutchMakaveli]

How've you been?

 

[Tru Principle]

i have a test on monday. it is a test to make sure i know how to work a basic 32 channel mixing console, the patch bay, and some time based and dynamic processors. how will i do?

That's easy, you're going to do great man.

JUST STUDY!

 

[Taliq]

Are you on your flight yet? Why am I asking this as you being on your flight would mean you can't reply?

 

[7 Syns]

If you were trapped inside a small room with either fish guts or pig shit surrounding you, which would you choose and why?

peace.

 

[Jakwon K]

Is my love for aggressive women bad?