As a shorty I got my ass-kicked by a 3 legged sheep.

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True shit. When I was 8 years old I pissed off this 3 legged sheep that my uncle used to have. So he headbutted the shit outta me and when i hit the deck he trampled over me a few times. My biggest confession. Don't diss.

 

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I might add that my parents didn't help me either, no one did. They just laughed like it was funny until i got up all bruised and shit. Then they showed some sympathy until they burst out laughing again. Traumatized me for life. Like like N.W.O hollywood... 4 LIFE!.