Are you OLD?

k69atie

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I got sent this email and it made me laugh!!! I feel old now!!


According to today's recualtors and bureaucrats, those of use who were kids in the 60's, 70's and 80's probaby shouldn't have survived, because our baby cots were covered with brightly coloured lead based paint which was promply chewed and licked. We had no child proof lids on medicine bottles, or latches on doors or cabinets and it was fine to play with pans.

When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip flops and fluorescent "spokey dokey's" on our wheels. As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts or airbags - riding passenger seat was a treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and not from a bottle and it tasted the same.

We ate chips, bread and butter pudding and drank fizzy juice with sugar in it, but we were never overweight because we were always outside playing. We shared one drink with four friends, from bottle or can and no one actually died from this.

We would spend hours building go-carts out of scraps and then went top speed down the hill, only to find we forgot the brakes. Sfter running into stinging nettles a few times, we learned to solve the problem.

We would leave home in the morning and could play all day, as long as we were back before it got dark. No one was able to reach us and no one minded. We did not have Playstations or X- boxes, no video games at all. No 99 channels on the TV, no DVDS, no internet chat rooms. We had friends, we went outside and found them.

We played elastics and rounders, and sometimes that ball really hurt!!

We fell out of trees. got cut, broke bones but there were no law suits. We had full on fist fights but no prosecution followed from other parents.

We played chap the door run away and were actually afraid of the owners catching us.

We walked to our friends homes.
We also believe it or not WALKED to school, we didn't rely on mummy or daddy to drive us to school, which was just round the corner.

We made up games with sticks and tennis balls
We rode bikes in packs of seven and wore our coats by the hood.

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke the law was unheard of.. They actually sided with the law.

This generation has produced some of the best risk takers and problem solvers and inventors, ever. The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, sucess and responsibilty, and we learned how to deal with it all.

And you're one of them! Congratulations!!

Pass this onto others who have had the luck to grow as real kids, before lawyers and goverernment regulated our lives, for our own good.

For those of you who aren't old enough, thought you might like to read about us. This my friend is surprisingly frightening... and it might put a smmile on your face.

The majority of students in univesities today were born in 1986, they are called youth.

They have never heard of We are the World, we are the children, and the uptown girl they know is by Westlife, not Billy Joel. They have never heard of Rick Astkey, Bananarama, Nena Cherry or Belinda Carlilse. For them, there has always been only one Germany and Vietnam.

AIDS has existed since they were born. CDs have existed since they were born.
Michael Jackson has always been white.
To them John Travolta has always been round in shape and they cannot imagine how this fat guy could be god of dance.
They believe that Charlie's Angels and Mission impossible are films from last year.
They can never imagine life before computers.
They'll never have to pretend to be The A team, RedHand gang, or Famous Five.
They'll have never applied for Jim'll fix it or Why don't you.
They can't believe a black and white TV ever existed. And they will never understand how we could leave the house without a mobile pone.

Now lets check if we're getting old

1) You understand what was written above and you smile.
2) You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon after a night out.
3) Your friends are getting married/already married
4) You are always surprised to see small children playing comfortably with computers.
5) When you see teenagers with mobile phones, you shake your head.
6) You remember watching Dirty Den in Eastenders 1st time round.
7) You meet your friends from time to time, talking about the good old days, repeating again and again all the funny things you experienced togther.
8) Having read this you are thinking of fowarding it to some other friends because you think they will like it too, yes you're getting OLD!!
 
its kinda true tho. And to tell u the truth, i miss all that. Id give anything to be in gr.4, 5 again.
 
k69atie said:
When we rode our bikes, we wore no helmets, just flip flops and fluorescent "spokey dokey's" on our wheels.

Spokey dokey's! I forget about them bright coloured balls that made such an annoying noise.

So many memories.

We used to call it Knock-a-door-run in my hood.

I think I am getting old.
 
k69atie said:
Now lets check if we're getting old

1) You understand what was written above and you smile.
2) You need to sleep more, usually until the afternoon after a night out.
3) Your friends are getting married/already married
4) You are always surprised to see small children playing comfortably with computers.
5) When you see teenagers with mobile phones, you shake your head.
6) You remember watching Dirty Den in Eastenders 1st time round.
7) You meet your friends from time to time, talking about the good old days, repeating again and again all the funny things you experienced togther.
8) Having read this you are thinking of fowarding it to some other friends because you think they will like it too, yes you're getting OLD!!

the one's in bold appy to me, dude am i old :eek: ??? btw i see kids thats like 9 years old with mobile phones, thats messed up :thumb:
 
Yeshua said:
Spokey dokey's! I forget about them bright coloured balls that made such an annoying noise.

So many memories.

We used to call it Knock-a-door-run in my hood.

I think I am getting old.





hahaha we called it "knicky" back in my day!
 
i miss the 90s.. i remember them to be so much less complicated. what about you ?

not even 2 months left and ill turn 21. where are the days my friend :)



"oh orgelmann, oh orgelmann,
fang das schöne lied nochma von vorne an,
von der juuuuten alten zeit,
die liegt so weit, die liegt so weit."
 
Yeshua said:
Spokey dokey's! I forget about them bright coloured balls that made such an annoying noise.

So many memories.

We used to call it Knock-a-door-run in my hood.

I think I am getting old.

yeah lol, spokey dokeys, i had loads, and they made such an annoying noise!! lol

Yeah we called it knock a door run too!! We used to go hedge hopping which isn't on it!! that was loadsa fun!!
 
2pac4prez2004 said:
the one's in bold appy to me, dude am i old :eek: ??? btw i see kids thats like 9 years old with mobile phones, thats messed up :thumb:

yeah i agree, i have seen like 5 year olds with mobiles, that's just wrong!!! (lol i am getting old!!)
 
WCsoul said:
its kinda true tho. And to tell u the truth, i miss all that. Id give anything to be in gr.4, 5 again.

you arent kidding, i was born in 79 damn i feel old, i remember when Michael Jackson was black, when mtv 1st came out, when cell phones an cd's both came out, oh shit anyone remember when Laser Discs 1st showed up? things were the size of a vinyal record lol, damn i would give anything ot be a kid again, not having a care in the world. somthing else i jus remembered watching the space shuttle Challenger explode in 84
 
bunch of that stuff applied to me. i really do marvel at how young kids play comfortably with ps2. i also remeber drooling at snes and mega drive adverts. I nver actually had one.
i remeber riding bikes in packs of 7. i remeber actually being afraid of being caught etc etc etc.
 
Fuck, now I feel like a senior citizen and I'm only 25. The one thing that's really true about all that is the safety concerns of today. All of our toys were dangerous, we didn't have no child-proof anything. Now everything is all about safety, you can't possibly hurt yourself with toys on the market today, where's the fun in that? And k69atie, laser discs were kinda like DVD's today, except they were huge and way too expensive, they didn't last very long
 
k69atie said:
Lol, to who? The old or the young?

To the young.

There were like 3 things on that list that were true to me - a young person.

One was that I never phoned into Jim'll Fix It, but I do know who Jimmy Saville is, what he looks like & what the dude & the show were about.
 
sometimes i think back when i was a kid then i get all pissed off because i can never go back, its like back then ya didnt have a care in the world, 90's was the shit, 92 when t2 came out i was like 10 me and ma mates loved it
 

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