Apart from bumping old threads, here's a serious question!

[Duke]

If you are male, given the life or death choice:


Fuck the fattest, ugliest woman ever?
Or fuck Brad Pitt/George Clooney/some other ridiculously hot guy?




For women:

Fuck the fattest, ugliest man ever?
Or fuck Catherine Zeta-Jones/Jessica Alba/some other ridiculously hot woman?


Cast yer vote! And remember, raywaters is a faggot!

 

[raywaters11]

LMFAO!
You drunk fuck.
I would pick, Brad Pitt.
Simply because, as you said, you could get bitches with the story.

"Hey bitch, wanna taste Brad Pitt's asshole?"

 

[Shadows]

Can the guy be a slimy corpse already?

EDIT: Leave it to Ray to answer about fucking a guy first.

 

[raywaters11]

No changing the rules, asshole.

 

[Duke]

Shadows = first confirmed homophobe to reply

 

[raywaters11]

Ha, I hope you choke to death on the cock you suck in your closet, Shadows.

 

[The.Menace]

maybe I would just turn impotent that day

 

[S. Fourteen]

I don't do anal - can it be oral sex?

 

[Duke]

Yes, it can.

 

[Flipmo]

I'd fuck em all at the same time. I like it raw.

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

I'd just masterbate.

 

[masta247]

Idk but it would be quite cool to say that you received a fellatio from Brad Pitt.
It would be a shame with the ugliest bitch though.

 

[Duke]

I'm not I'm not drunk anymore (wouldn't call it "sober" either), but i'd still pick Braddo over fatso.

 

[Jokerman]

I would fuck the fattest, ugliest man ever rather than fuck Catherine Zeta-Jones/Jessica Alba, or some other ridiculously hot woman.

 

[Duke]

You're just saying that to be different.

 

[Jokerman]

You're just saying that to be different.

No, I just have a thing for fat, ugly men.

 

[Duke]

Oh. Okay.

 

[Tha_Wood]

brad pitt.

on a side note people say brad pitt when they need to do a poo. its like that cockney rhyming slang or something

 

[Preach]

<insert words here>.

 

[Bender]

brad pitt would probably fear for his asshole with the size of my cock, the fattest woman probably woudn't feel anything anyway, no matter how big a dick, so there's probably no point either way