A little update on our friend Tha_Wood

[DarkPhantom13]

So i was talking to Stred and got a little update as to wats been going on with little Wood.

Emilio says:
tell me the full story so i can post

Jai. says:
he hated work and didnt wanna go one day so he called up and told his boss that he broke his arm wakebording

Jai. says:
he was ment to get doctors certificates and everything so he still gets payed while he has the time off

Jai. says:
he planned to find one on the net and fake it lol

Emilio says:
lol

Emilio says:
so wat happened?

Jai. says:
but that didnt happen so he just didnt answer his phone when they tried to call and then recieved a letter saying he lost his job

Emilio says:
LMAO!!!!!!!

Jai. says:
his gf made a fake cast out of that art plaster shit

Jai. says:
whenever he went out he would wear it incase someone from work would see him

Jai. says:
but no one actually knows he didnt brake his arm

Jai. says:
he even told his mum and dad and they believe him

Emilio says:
lol

Emilio says:
did he go show them at work?

Jai. says:
nope still hasnt spoken to them

Jai. says:
dont think he planes to eaither

Emilio says:
so why is he still doing it since he's already fired?

Jai. says:
coz everyone belives his broken his arm so his going along with it

Emilio says:
hahahahahahahaha

Jai. says:
i dont think his parents even know he lost his job\

Jai. says:
his old man would go nuts if he found out the reason why

 

[Shadows]

oh shit, that's fucked. didn't he just get promoted?


SMH.

 

[_carmi]

so you are Emilio! lol i was wondering who was Emilio on my msn list.

oh well. lol @ that.

 

[Stred]

^ no, he got demoted when he got his license back.

I'm really bad at spelling lol

 

[DarkPhantom13]

Yes Carmen, Emilio is my real name.

 

[ArtsyGirl]

LOL
Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practise to deceive!

 

[S O F I]

LOL @ woody. Another classic thought-out decision.

 

[Shadows]

Yes Carmen, Emilio is my real name.

KillerClips Greeting | I was like.... Emilio!!


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[Prize Gotti]

DP is really Emilio Estafan.

 

[Casey]

DP is really Emilio Estafan.

You mean Emilio Estevez?

 

[Prize Gotti]

You mean Emilio Estevez?

Err yeah :unsure:

 

[Bobby Sands]

Emilio. thats a cool name.

 

[Preach]

I'm in a similar situation. It's pretty fucked too, although not as funny. I've just been a moron.

But LMAO. This would be a good plot line for an episode on a sitcom.

 

[_carmi]

Yes Carmen, Emilio is my real name.

it's just because I was wondering who that Emilio dude was on my msn for some weeks there. now i know

 

[Flipmo]

Emiliooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Bobby Sands]

Woody Woodsucker.

 

[THEV1LL4N]

lololol, only wood could shoot himself in the foot like that.

emilio heskey.

 

[Bender]

LOL
Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practise to deceive!

i believe the actual quote is: what a tangled web we weave, when we conspire to conceive

in this case, woody's conceivable plan of deception

 

[SiGh]

i believe the actual quote is: what a tangled web we weave, when we conspire to conceive

in this case, woody's conceivable plan of deception

No, the actual quote is what artsy originally put down.

Oh what a tangled web we weave,
When first we practise to deceive!

Sir Walter Scott, Marmion, Canto vi. Stanza 17.
Scottish author & novelist (1771 - 1832)

You have it confused with is the African American rapper Tupac Shakur. In his song "Do 4 Love" the lyrics:

My heart is sayin leave, oh what a tangle web we weave
when we conspire to conceive

are similar to the words of the Scottish author, but not exactly quite the same.

 

[Bender]

^ your schooling is so 19th century