So it was another day at work. "Ding Dong," the alert bell would go off from time to time when customers enter our premises. It was a usual day for me. Selling pipes, blunts, and ciggarettes along with other household items.
At about 5 O'clock pm entered two people. One of them was really really stoned. When I say stoned I mean stoned he doesn't know what he's doing, from now on, referred to as P1. The other, however, was sober as could be, from now on, reffered to as P2. Well, as P2 approached the counter, he asked me for a couple of peach swishers. I gave him a couple in exchange for a dollar.
Meanwhile, P1 got a Tshirt and put it on. He, came to the counter, when P2 went to the Tshirt section and got a tshirt, also. Now, P1 gave me a 20 dollar bill. While I was trying to give him his change back, P2 gave me a 5 dollar bill. Now, He was trying to confuse me and wanted to pay only for one Tshirt. I took his 5 dollars and gave him back his change. Not nowing that P1 has already given me 20 bucks, P2 called P1 and said, let's go man. I already paied him. I didn't say anything. P1 followed to the car. I looked over and saw P2 looking back as if he did something wrong. Now, P2 thought he only paid for one Tshirt but took two tshirts.
I laughed and took the 20 dollars. I just didn't say anything.
Five minutes later, they both came back, P1 and P2. P2 came in to the store and said,"I think I lost some money over here." I told him that i didn't see anything. Now, P1 came and asked if he gave me any money. Remember, this one was the stoned one. I told him no he didn't. Then P2 said," I gave you 5 dollars and he gave you 5 dollars, right?" I said, "No, you only gave me five bucks for his [P1] Tshirt, right?" Which P1 was currently wearing. Then I added, "You only took one Tshirt right? How many Tshirts you took?" P2 then said, "Yeh, we only took one." Then hastely left the store.
I laughed. And still laugh at those sorry ass weed smokers... in your face fools... bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, etc..
At about 5 O'clock pm entered two people. One of them was really really stoned. When I say stoned I mean stoned he doesn't know what he's doing, from now on, referred to as P1. The other, however, was sober as could be, from now on, reffered to as P2. Well, as P2 approached the counter, he asked me for a couple of peach swishers. I gave him a couple in exchange for a dollar.
Meanwhile, P1 got a Tshirt and put it on. He, came to the counter, when P2 went to the Tshirt section and got a tshirt, also. Now, P1 gave me a 20 dollar bill. While I was trying to give him his change back, P2 gave me a 5 dollar bill. Now, He was trying to confuse me and wanted to pay only for one Tshirt. I took his 5 dollars and gave him back his change. Not nowing that P1 has already given me 20 bucks, P2 called P1 and said, let's go man. I already paied him. I didn't say anything. P1 followed to the car. I looked over and saw P2 looking back as if he did something wrong. Now, P2 thought he only paid for one Tshirt but took two tshirts.
I laughed and took the 20 dollars. I just didn't say anything.
Five minutes later, they both came back, P1 and P2. P2 came in to the store and said,"I think I lost some money over here." I told him that i didn't see anything. Now, P1 came and asked if he gave me any money. Remember, this one was the stoned one. I told him no he didn't. Then P2 said," I gave you 5 dollars and he gave you 5 dollars, right?" I said, "No, you only gave me five bucks for his [P1] Tshirt, right?" Which P1 was currently wearing. Then I added, "You only took one Tshirt right? How many Tshirts you took?" P2 then said, "Yeh, we only took one." Then hastely left the store.
I laughed. And still laugh at those sorry ass weed smokers... in your face fools... bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, etc..
