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A challenge to Mr. Big "Eric" Easy

Rukas

Rukas

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Ok, so you've wanted to be a mod here for several years, and you have been on an on again off again status, so I present you with this challenge based on your recent expressed interest.

I will make you a mod in Our Block, and possibly a SuperMod, if I can see that you significantly increase the fun factor of Our Block.

This can be done by bringing back old members you know, bringing in new blood, possibly of the female kind for the lads to drool over, posting funny threads yourself, etc etc etc.

Things that must be included:
- Fun
- A GOOD exposed thread, possibly of the female kind a la Thug Babe
- In some way shape or form, The Return of C-Dub
- At least three GOOD threads created by you a day
- Cash money donations :D
- A proper Traz rebirth

Dont just stick to this list, you must go beyond and above the call of duty.

Things the must not be included:
- Failed exposing
- Failed Traz rebirths
- Gay-ness
- Beef
- Animal porn in the Temptations Adults Only VIP forum


This Eric, is your mission...
 
I am enlightened to see my on and off again status has been noted--not for personal satisfaction, but to show n00bs that I was once a top dogg and a current underworld e-crime boss. I am often a behind-the-scenes character that knows all the workings and the believes in the Dictatorship that is established. I am a private hitman (documents of this will never be declassified).

As I sit here, going back and forth from this post and eating beefaroni, I had an epiphany...it was something I had never realized before. I am the only '01 Alumnist with over 16,000 posts that is not supermoded. I, too, would like to be like you all. I would like to be someone who can stand at the urinal, one-foot back in a superman stance and boast my manhood.

I've taken in your key points and I will strive for total success. However, I will continue posting blacks on blondes (black stallions on white humans) beastiality in the VIP room. I will also, to the delight of all VIP members, continue the posting of derobed celebrities and personal normal women I know. Also, I'll continue putting the newest singles in the VIP downloads. I have been lighting up VIP.

To expose members like the old days (although SiGh was not a failure to me), it will require a new set of recruits in Alcatraz Inc (my dream team is Meyer, Puff, Dark Phantom, Sigh, Chronic, and some key others im forgetting). With that said, I am hereby delcaring recruitment. The only requirements are: you must have ties with a fair amount of members, be willing to set emotions aside and expose someone, and have a supreme sense of humor.

The exposing of a female of this community is coming soon, it's already in the works. Keep this in mind ladies...what is found on the internet is public domain and fair game. Beware. Also, despite these rumors I've read, I'm not exposing Keco. I very much like this Keco. She is hot. She's hotter when she's not with a boyfriend. She has sexy voice and shape. Her voice makes me cream. I also hope to one day inseminate her. Why would I want to ruin my chances?

More threads are to come as they have been. A recent change in lifestyle over the past 3 months have contributed to this. My PPD (posts per day) has gone up drastically and I'm up for 2007 Streethop First Team.

We shall see. I can only dream of the day of 100x100 avatars.
 
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