60 facts about Jack Bauer

[hizzle?]

http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/index.php?topthirty


f'in hilarious

 

[SiGh]

whos jack bauer?

 

[PELLA]

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.



hahaha

 

[PELLA]

Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

 

[PELLA]

whos jack bauer?

 

[SiGh]

^hes russian? whys he so popular n shit

 

[PELLA]

because....


...Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

 

[SiGh]

because....


...Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

oh. ok. that doesnt happen everyday.

 

[hizzle?]

lol @ sigh

 

[Tru Principle]

24!!!!!!!! worddddddddd up Season 5 is the mutha fuckin SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.

*imagines 24 music...

 

[Eric]

This shit is so hillarious. Much better than the Chuck Norris one lol.

 

[Freedom Froggy]

this shyt is a rip of the other ones.. its the same shyt just reworded

funny tho

 

[Tru Principle]

I wanna be Jack Bauer

 

[KAMIKAZI]

"Jack Bauer was supposed to be in Street Fighter 2, but was later removed by beta testers because every button resulted in the same move, shooting the opponent. When asked about the glitch, Bauer replied, "that's no glitch."

Hm, an exact replica of the Chuck Norris one except his was drop kicking rather then shooting.

 

[ArtsyGirl]

Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.

When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.

:laugh:

 

[Scoobyffc]

^^ lmao good ones

 

[Cooper]

lol

 

[Four Bars]

^hes russian? whys he so popular n shit

your name here.

 

[Devious]

lol "Jack Bauer doesn't have sperm, he ejaculates babies" that was pretty funny, but i still like the chuck norris one better