Barack Obama & Portuguese Water Dog theory

7 Syns

Well-Known Member
#1
Now before I write anything else let me state that I reckon Barack Obama is a champion and I have nothing but the up most respect for him and I see him as nothing short than an honorable man who I would have voted for had I lived in the States.

Now to my theory and I have no doubts this is why Obama chose the dog that he did. I usually don't make theories especially like this but it seems logical to me. I was born in Portugal and I find it funny and appropriate. It shows how smart and witty Obama really is.

Over 500 years ago the Portuguese were the 1st Europeans to sail from Europe to discover the new world, America's and Africa onto India and Asia. The Portuguese basically opened the doors to the age of discovery for the rest of Europe. They were able to accomplish these feats before any other European nation for a prolonged amount of time due to the innovation of their Caravels (ships) which were the best ships to travel long distances over the open Atlantic and Indian oceans at that point of time.

Anyways to my theory because the Portuguese were the 1st European nation to commence the age of discovery, they were also the 1st nation to enslave Africans. As a result they were the originators of the slave trade where they would send African slaves to Brazil and back to Portugal long before the English, Spanish, Dutch or French would commence their own slave trades or for that matter even sail out of their respected countries.

Now even though time would prove that those other aforementioned European nations would be more ruthless towards that slaves then the Portuguese, the matter of fact is the Portuguese started the trade. Many black people/nations suffered for a long time due to the trade and it's effects can somewhat still be felt today.

Now fast forward 500 years and Barack Obama, a black man, is the president of America and with that the ruler of the free world. He promises his daughters a dog when he gets into the white house. He chooses the breed of dog carefully and ends up with a Portuguese water dog. This isn't Barack taking a stab at the Portuguese by any means but rather the way the world has changed and how long we have come as a society and a race.

500 years ago the Portuguese ruled the world because of their superior sailing technology and took the 1st black slaves away from Africa treating them as nothing short of dogs.

I've gained even more respect for Obama for this and I am Portuguese by blood. Very intelligent and witty and I'm sure most people would think of it as just another dog owned by another man. But the significance is much greater.


PS all the stuff I said about the Portuguese, slave trade, age of discovery is fact and there is many a source every where you can read up on it.

thoughts?
 

Flipmo

VIP Member
Staff member
#2
Well, I knew about this. Learned about it in class. I also learned why Portugal failed as a superpower. Especially in India and Goa.

Good read though.
 

7 Syns

Well-Known Member
#3
Well, I knew about this. Learned about it in class. I also learned why Portugal failed as a superpower. Especially in India and Goa.

Good read though.
How you doing fucker of another mother lol, still here man? How have you been brother? I wouldn't say they failed, a small population compared to the rest of Europe and a huge earthquake in a capital Lisbon is what really messed us up. But the point is we started the slave trade and this is how far we as people have come since the moment we took the first black people to Brazil as slaves in the coffee and harvest fields.

Cheers for reading tho.
 

ArtsyGirl

Well-Known Member
#4
Ok I think you may be reading too much into this.. And so I googled about this topic trying to find reasons for his families choice.. And so I found this:

"We have two criteria that have to be reconciled. One is that Malia is allergic, so it has to be hypoallergenic," he said. "On the other hand, our preference would be to get a shelter dog, but a lot of shelter dogs are mutts like me."
OMG can't believe he said that.. Anyway... Turns out it was a gift from Ted Kennedy who has the same breed .. "Kennedy had been lobbying the Obamas to get a Portuguese Water Dog (or PWD) for months."

BUT my theory is that the dog is mostly Black with a little bit of White fur, and well this is obviously representing his roots.. :unsure:
 

Duke

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Staff member
#5
Funny theory. You also overestimated Portugal's role in 16th century expansionism a little bit. But then again..you *are* a sardine muncher...
 

S O F I

Administrator
Staff member
#6
Stupid theory.

A wack attempt at making the Portuguese people relevant.

Are you indirectly trying to dignify Portuguese' involvement in the African slave trade? If so, I have a black friend...and he says suck a dick.

holla.
 

Preach

Well-Known Member
#7
I've gained even more respect for Obama for this and I am Portuguese by blood. Very intelligent and witty and I'm sure most people would think of it as just another dog owned by another man. But the significance is much greater.
You should be careful with this lol. You started your post out saying you have a theory, then in your conclusion you end up saying that the whole ordeal has increased your respect for Obama. So it's not a theory then? You should becareful to just respect him like that, you know, if he just did happen to coincidentally point at that dog in the catalogue.
 

Shadows

Well-Known Member
#9
Now before I write anything else let me state that I reckon Barack Obama is a champion and I have nothing but the up most respect for him and I see him as nothing short than an honorable man who I would have voted for had I lived in the States.

Now to my theory and I have no doubts this is why Obama chose the dog that he did. I usually don't make theories especially like this but it seems logical to me. I was born in Portugal and I find it funny and appropriate. It shows how smart and witty Obama really is.

Over 500 years ago the Portuguese were the 1st Europeans to sail from Europe to discover the new world, America's and Africa onto India and Asia. The Portuguese basically opened the doors to the age of discovery for the rest of Europe. They were able to accomplish these feats before any other European nation for a prolonged amount of time due to the innovation of their Caravels (ships) which were the best ships to travel long distances over the open Atlantic and Indian oceans at that point of time.

Anyways to my theory because the Portuguese were the 1st European nation to commence the age of discovery, they were also the 1st nation to enslave Africans. As a result they were the originators of the slave trade where they would send African slaves to Brazil and back to Portugal long before the English, Spanish, Dutch or French would commence their own slave trades or for that matter even sail out of their respected countries.

Now even though time would prove that those other aforementioned European nations would be more ruthless towards that slaves then the Portuguese, the matter of fact is the Portuguese started the trade. Many black people/nations suffered for a long time due to the trade and it's effects can somewhat still be felt today.

Now fast forward 500 years and Barack Obama, a black man, is the president of America and with that the ruler of the free world. He promises his daughters a dog when he gets into the white house. He chooses the breed of dog carefully and ends up with a Portuguese water dog. This isn't Barack taking a stab at the Portuguese by any means but rather the way the world has changed and how long we have come as a society and a race.

500 years ago the Portuguese ruled the world because of their superior sailing technology and took the 1st black slaves away from Africa treating them as nothing short of dogs.

I've gained even more respect for Obama for this and I am Portuguese by blood. Very intelligent and witty and I'm sure most people would think of it as just another dog owned by another man. But the significance is much greater.


PS all the stuff I said about the Portuguese, slave trade, age of discovery is fact and there is many a source every where you can read up on it.

thoughts?
Nice theory.

I never knew that, but there is also a possibility that he didn't choose that dog for that reason.

I do get the feeling that Obama does specific things to piss people off or to tell them to shut up. It's his signature to show change.


Why do you think he is an honorable man / champion?
 

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