It will be such an easy game for us. Easiest semi final ever.
You are happy with that?
Christ, you Germans are such cheesy bastards. You fuckers mazzeltov your way through the group stage with fucking anti-football, you run into a hilariously poor Portugal in the quarters, now you face a totally weakened Turkey.
Jesus. At this rate you only have to bring your A-game for the finals, and watch one of your facist fucks Schwalbe your way to an undeserved penalty, Fabio Grosso style.
The only fucking time I didn't want Germany to lose, two years ago when you lot actually played good football under Klinsmann, you chicken rapists lost in a silly way.
I am so pissed off right now.