Alcatraz Inc. Draft

[Eric]

Cry Man Squaw, F & C.

Alcatraz has quite a reputation. To keep this reputation, we have only recruited OGs that are themselves reputable. Inevitably doomed for failure in their quest to overthrow Alcatraz, the so-called Traz Jackers acquire n00bs and rookies. Although, I'll give them credit where it's due--they understand OGs are required. It's come to my attention that they've tried to recruit such members. My Alcatraz informants inform me of this in PMs daily. So far, they've failed to recruit OGs. Most notably, Preach.

In our 6 year existence, Alcatraz has slowly recruited new members because we look to see if that person is ready for such eliteness. Meanwhile, Traz Jerkers accept anyone who applies, n00bs who are looking to simply be apart of something. With that said...

I hereby announce the acquisition of Preach to Alcatraz. It has been long rumored when Traz would go overseas, and the time has come. Uncle Traz once spoke on his hatred towards Euro's and went on to say "...then again you have your Chronics and Rizzles". I welcome you, Rizzle, to the Alcatraz family.

 

[SicC]

Gratz preach.

pz

 

[Sebastian]

Rizzle is a part of traz? Ok, hes on his way to alcoholic dementia.

 

[Preach]

Sebastian, your face is ugly.

 

[Sebastian]

^
Thats hilarious. Bwuuhaha.

 

[Duke]

Well, someone just lost about 7800 kilograms of respect. Go pop your rufies, sell-out.


Euros Unite Against Traz.

 

[Prize Gotti]

Euros Unite Against Traz.

E.U.A.T Squad?

 

[Preach]

earlier i was in a rush, and so i would like to take this opportunity to officially acknowledge the deal. i'm holding down traz europe for the time being. with strong bonds to the american traz headquarters. i will be working closely with easy and the rest of the crew during the trazlympics and beyond.

*traz walks on sebastian*

 

[PuffnScruff]

this is a shame rizzle. first you say you are in our group but now you leave to go be a pedo in training. it suits you. you look like one.

hey look sicc they are using the "walk"^^^^

the evidence is mounting

 

[7 Syns]

Well well well, Traz might as well whip out the rainbows and chaps because we all know where they're heading now with this acquisition.

peac3.

 

[Jeremy]

No fucking way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[EDouble]

Theres Meyer

 

[Preach]

this is a shame rizzle. first you say you are in our group but now you leave to go be a pedo in training. it suits you. you look like one.

ouch. below the belt.

btw, hi. and i technically never said i was in your group, i just never said i would turn you down. i was weighting my options.

 

[Tha_Wood]

why did you decide to go with Traz?

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Congratz

 

[Duke]

. i will be working closely with easy and the rest of the crew during the trazlympics and beyond.

So you mean you will be working closely wiyh easy during trazlympics and beyond.

 

[_carmi]

^yeah and we must bold the beyond. lol

 

[Preach]

carmen.

 

[_carmi]

what? may i remind you who you joined with?

 

[Duke]

^yeah and we must bold the beyond. lol

I especially wonder what the beyond will be....I have a faint feeling it involves date rape pills and lots of lube.