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[Tha Massive Bell]

Yeah, those always gave me a chuckle. Trump and his campaign know they have a higher density of idiots that would buy Trump merch without hesitation. Weren't there trading cards very recently? Then he had shoes. I'm not sure the shirts with his face on them are licensed by his campaign, or not, but that doesn't seem to stop anyone from also getting on board the gravy train.

I think the state rep for our district stopped by our house today and rang the doorbell. Probably looking for those last minute votes. She's a Syrian Dem. Her Republican opponent is a younger lady in her 30s, I think she won Ms Illinois 15+ years ago. Or maybe she was in Ms America, I don't know, some beauty pageant.

It'll be interesting to see who wins. I'm getting tired of them leaving flyers on our door shit talking each other. Just more work for me to pick them up and then throw them out.

I know this mofo who seems the have family everywhere, (damn use a condom or abort) this mofo think he's the shit for looking at the world though his/hers unisex Tiffany rose sunglasses. Fire up yo A.I. bro. It ain't gonna help ya! It's called Merch. You favorite onlyfan's favorite oplyfans get merch bro. Bark up the right tree. First thing is first, let's start treating Theories like Theories.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

Just kidding. I'm playing. Feel better and go kill some mooslems on PlayStation.

Ask me anything.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

Yeah, I'm stupid and I'm celebrating it, beeeyotch.

I've been fighting bouts of sobriety between my drinking.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

Al Pacino as Jimmy Hoffa was great.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

That's it! I give in. I'm writing in Obama tomorrow. How much worse could it get, right?

I'm just kidding. I'm going to the nursing home to watch QVC with grandma!

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Kamala's Neocon's vision of democracy.

Ukraine to jail people for storing firewood – media
Perpetrators could end up being slapped with a prison term of up to seven years, according to a new law

 

[dilla]

You think all this talk ends after tomorrow night or even into Wednesday morning?

Or is the losing side, whichever one it is, going to drag this on until the end of the year, or even in to the first week of January of next year?

If Kamala doesn't win, I'd probably lose respect for her. This really is a softball election for whoever faces Trump and my gut is telling me that having celebs endorse her is not going to help her as much as her campaign thinks it will. I just read Billie Eilish stopped her concert to tell people to vote for Harris. I don't know if that works. But at the same time, I wonder how many people deified Elon and vote for whomever he endorses or seems chummy with.

I know Indians really like Elon, whether they know about his stupidity and his antics, or not. Well, I think Indians and other Asians idolize Elon's companies, like Tesla or SpaceX and are mistaking those companies' achievements with his.

I also have a deep seeded conspiracy theory that most celebs, wealthy or not, vote in their best interest and not necessarily who they claim to endorse publicly. This includes athletes.

Although I don't understand public voting records and whether it states who you voted for. I assumed it was all private?

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

You know last time it looked like Trump had it but they must've found a bunch of late night ballots because Biden got it.

If Trump loses he should be a man and dance to Without Me by Eminem.

I really think what Trump represents is a threat to Big Media and "overrated Hollywood". Cool kids vs the bully.

 

[keco52]

You know last time it looked like Trump had it but they must've found a bunch of late night ballots because Biden got it.

If Trump loses he should be a man and dance to Without Me by Eminem.

I really think what Trump represents is a threat to Big Media and "overrated Hollywood". Cool kids vs the bully.

If Hollywood can’t be trusted and the government can’t be trusted, what happens when Hollywood becomes the government? It cancels each other out and they should be trusted?

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

If Hollywood can’t be trusted and the government can’t be trusted, what happens when Hollywood becomes the government? It cancels each other out and they should be trusted?

I don't know. I'm not good at Math. I know that government cannot be trusted and the government uses Hollywood thus Hollywood cannot be trusted. Movies are cool and somewhere in the multiverse there's a Krump and Tamala dissing each other.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

"Record smashing" early vote but lines out the door today, so they say. Just saying. It would be funny if the total came to over 400 million. lol Again I did not vote, just listening to G Funk and reading live updates.

 

[Jokerman]

My agenda today:

* Vote
* Sex change in prison bathroom
* Drag show
* Vote again
* Abortion at lunch
* Cast spells while listening to Taylor Swift
* Eat pets in Springfield
* Take "illegals" to vote
* Visit sex change clinic at local Starbucks
* Hack into voting machines in Republican districts
* Recharge Hunter's laptop
* Officiate at a gay marriage
* Burn a Tesla
* Get a COVID booster shot
* Second abortion
* File fake sexual assault claim
* Lead a prayer group with Hezbollah on Zoom
* Start organizing an antifa Jan 6th insurrection to blame on MAGA.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

Dang, I cannot believe you're doing all of that on a Tuesday! What a rock star!

It's not fake. It's too vivid to block it. but whatever! only a one time thing. No hate. I got bigger things to worry about and bigger stars to gravitate. Bigger fish to fish and you ain't it.

PEACE

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

I've learned early that mystery is what pull us and that's why I like Jokerman, whomever this person is. Imitation is flattery.

My agenda today:

* Not Vote and avoid people. Got stuck in traffic. Rainy. FML.
* Maybe look at myself in prison bathroom
* Looking for something on a screen to make me laugh
* FML again
* Puke in the morning
* Cast spells while listening to G Funk
* Looks for wild plants to eat in Springfield. Maybe temupra some leaves if I'm lucky.
* "I Vomit"
* Open bathroom door handle at local McDonald's (Throw away poopy onions) (Blame poop on Mexicans)
* Hack into old iPhone 5 so I can use it as an iPod
* Bury Hunter's laptop next to Jimmy Hoffa
* Officiate at a paraplegic Judo (look up paraplegia on Google)
* Watch Chinese cars on YouTube and critic the designs
* Get cans of beans and bulk pasta just in case the Democrats blame Russia and start burning shit down
* Second vomit
* Have a drinking game based on all the BS claims made against The Orange Man
* Keep up to date on who supports Zionism atrocity and who fights it
* Make curry udon noodles with left over curry and bake leftover frozen pumpkin tempura for side

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

It's like watching baseball. I end up falling asleep and reading about the next day.

 

[Jokerman]

If Kamala doesn't win, I'd probably lose respect for her. This really is a softball election for whoever faces Trump

What does how dumb the electorate is have to do with her? Softball? All the polls say it'll be close in the 7 swing states. The GOP has had 4 yrs to lock things down for themselves in states like GA, and I'll be surprised if she wins it even though Biden did. It all hinges on PA. If she doesn't win, maybe you should lose respect for the electorate. I won't because I don't have any.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

Just woke up from a nap. Shit still going on. If MN turns red I'll cut off my dick, glue it to my forehead and call myself a unicorn.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

Couple of things on the minds of many Americans this morning.

Barron makes Don look like an ooma loompa & who the f'k is Chase Oliver?

 

[dilla]

What does how dumb the electorate is have to do with her? Softball? All the polls say it'll be close in the 7 swing states. The GOP has had 4 yrs to lock things down for themselves in states like GA, and I'll be surprised if she wins it even though Biden did. It all hinges on PA. If she doesn't win, maybe you should lose respect for the electorate. I won't because I don't have any.

Again, I speak as someone ignorant to politics but you don't think the Dems have shot themselves in the ass since 2016 by shoe horning their nominees in? HRC was very qualified but there was some butthurt over them trying to bury Bernie in favor of her, if I remember correctly.

2020, they trotted out Biden and I don't remember many other challengers to Biden, other than Harris, who eventually became his VP.

And then this year Biden gets the hook kind of unexpectedly, Harris gets thrown in, and we don't see any other challengers for the nominee in the process.

When was the last time there was a battle for the Democratic nomination? A "fair" one where voters can say "ah, Bernie didn't win the nominee, but at least all candidates were given a fair shot in the process?"

Trump can get away with it. He's strong-armed his way to three straight nominations. Dems couldn't play that game because they don't cater to retards who fall for a fake persona. But instead of playing a smarter game, they played a different-but-still-retarded game where they don't allow the nominee process to play out where their potential voters can get a feel for all candidates, in case their favorite candidate is not the nominee.

I don't know if what I said makes sense, but basically both parties trotted out one option each and voters were forced to choose between the two. I know, that's how elections work, you have a party nominee and they face off. It feels like the Dems skipped all the other steps leading up to choosing a nomination and that left voters, rightfully, ignorant to the party's goals and visions for the future.

I think some Dem voters voted for the party and others wanted a change and went ol' Donnie boy.

 

[keco52]

Again, I speak as someone ignorant to politics but you don't think the Dems have shot themselves in the ass since 2016 by shoe horning their nominees in? HRC was very qualified but there was some butthurt over them trying to bury Bernie in favor of her, if I remember correctly.

2020, they trotted out Biden and I don't remember many other challengers to Biden, other than Harris, who eventually became his VP.

And then this year Biden gets the hook kind of unexpectedly, Harris gets thrown in, and we don't see any other challengers for the nominee in the process.

When was the last time there was a battle for the Democratic nomination? A "fair" one where voters can say "ah, Bernie didn't win the nominee, but at least all candidates were given a fair shot in the process?"

Trump can get away with it. He's strong-armed his way to three straight nominations. Dems couldn't play that game because they don't cater to retards who fall for a fake persona. But instead of playing a smarter game, they played a different-but-still-retarded game where they don't allow the nominee process to play out where their potential voters can get a feel for all candidates, in case their favorite candidate is not the nominee.

I don't know if what I said makes sense, but basically both parties trotted out one option each and voters were forced to choose between the two. I know, that's how elections work, you have a party nominee and they face off. It feels like the Dems skipped all the other steps leading up to choosing a nomination and that left voters, rightfully, ignorant to the party's goals and visions for the future.

I think some Dem voters voted for the party and others wanted a change and went ol' Donnie boy.

That made sense. I was down for Bernie but not that excited about anyone since then.