I stopped by a Microcenter after taking my MBP in to the nearby Apple Store. For the battery swap and the "W" key that popped off, Apple wanted $200 and because everything is so "integrated," the battery swap alone would remedy the keyboard issue too. They'd just swap out the keyboard completely instead of replacing just one key cap. Seems to be a reasonable price.
As for Microcenter, holy moly the laptop/PC display was magnitudes better than the Best Buy I went to this past weekend. I want to say they had at least one display model from each OEM's product lines so it was great to see pretty much whatever I wanted.
So I saw the Legions; they had three models, one Pro. Saw several of the ROG models from ASUS but, funny enough, they didn't have the popular Zephyrus model and instead had a few TUF models and then the Stryx models. Maybe a Flow, too? But those builds were $2300 or so and while it's within budget, I don't think I'd use that hardware to the max. The Legion seemed to have much more value and the one I saw was a $1600 build with a 3070 TI. Still, probably overkill for my needs but the sales guy there told me that if I kept my machines for 3+ years, the 3070 would help stave off most feelings of FOMO as games get more demanding and I'd be able to drag to the 5 year mark easier than I would a 3050 (XPS 15) or the other 3060 models.
You know what really made me pause? ASUS' non-gaming lineup. I saw the OLED screens and they looked very nice. Not amazing like maybe an OLED TV would but still very noticeable compared to the other, LED models. In particular, it was the Zenbook S, which looks and feels like a MacBook Air. But runs Windows. I have to say, I was really enamored by it. I'm aware of the specs and how dumb it would be to run even DOTA on it at anything higher than medium settings, but goddamn that is a nice laptop. They only had the 13" for sale and I wasn't able to check to if there was a 15" or so. They had Zenbook Pros but I was turned off by the little knob by the trackpad for shortcuts for brightness and some other stuff. Very obviously not meant for casual users and more for creators. The dual screen or the keyboard that raised up at an incline was another thing. I don't I even bothered trying to type on it because I can foresee that hinge being an issue after a while and breaking. Or maybe not.
I have some thinking to do now. My current MBP, it turns out, is just a $200 fix. I have no complaints otherwise and I think a new battery and keyboard is going to make it feel "new enough." I don't think I'll get another Mac (lol I know) anyway because I'm a moron that still games via Boot Camp and an M2 with 69 cores will still do jack shit about not being able to use Boot Camp.
So one option is to milk this Intel MBP for several more years with a $200 fix.
Take a leap of faith back in to Windows and either get an upper-mid range machine like the Legion Pro or the ASUS equivalent. Or MSI.
Be a smart man and get a professional laptop, like the Zenbook S, and fuck gaming and keep the cost "just" a smidge over $1000.
Or be a dumbass and get the MSI Titan to flex on literally no one just to play Dota at 344 fps, or whatever that screen is rated as lol. Not really. A $4K machine better last me 10 years and I would get a desktop at that price. But probably still not.
Oh, one other thing: I got some hands-on time with the Samsung Galaxy Book. I usually forget Samsung makes notebooks and I still don't know how they rate on quality, performance, reliability, etc. But as I was testing all the notebooks on display, I was lifting them up slightly to see how light and portable they were if I were to move it around the house or even pack it in to a backpack. I think the Galaxy Book (2?) had to have been the lightest one around. Even the larger, 15/16" model was light as a feather. I want to say it was lighter than my 15" MBP. I've been spoiled by how light my MBP is and the dedicated, gaming notebooks were much thicker and heavier. Probably for good reason but it was a bit off-putting. The weight and the feel of plastic vs aluminum. I don't know, is aluminum bad for gaming because of just how hot a gaming laptop typically gets? But back to the Samsung; very lightweight and that was very surprising. I'll have to read some forums and see if Galaxy Book owners are having a lot of problems with reliability because, again, I forget Samsung makes laptops and I'm sure most people do too. I wouldn't consider one seriously, though.
ASUS, though, really surprised me today. No other Windows machine felt as premium as the Zenbook S did. I know when it was first unveiled in 2015 or so, ASUS got clowned for making something that was basically a MacBook but without the Apple logo. Either it was ASUS or Huawei, and the lineup was "something-book" to be similar to the MacBook. Maybe seeing it in person made me care less about that but it was surprising and made me reconsider everything.