Ronaldo a father?

[Pittsey]

BBC Sport - Football - Baby 'joy' for Cristiano Ronaldo


I have checked, and today isn't April 1st.


What the fuck is going on? Is he the new Michael Jackson.... This has to mean he's gay does it not? Or am I small minded?

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

C.Ronaldo is the gayest straight dude after Prince.

 

[Duke]

So it's not his blood, is it?

Okay, fine.


*puts flamethrower away*

 

[Flipmo]

Yeah, I told Duke about this a while ago. He [Ronaldo] said he's gonna take care of it himself... by taking care of it himself he means he's gonna pay a hot nanny to watch over it.

 

[Duke]

Oh so it really is his child?

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

^Yes.

 

[Duke]

 

[Bobby Sands]

it poravebly paris hiklton s :d

 

[Bobby Sands]

i didn not zee zee incidents

 

[_carmi]

probably from some dumb whore.

i can't believe he has a kid lol. very unexpected.

 

[Pittsey]

I see it 2 ways -

A) He's gay and wants a kid. So he pays a woman he knows to provide one. He obviously doesn't need the woman. Where have I heard that before?

B) He got some bird up the duff, and didn't want to be out of the childs life and so he paid her off.


Either way, he isn't going to be a real father. He won't take care of that child, that I am pretty sure of.

 

[Kobe]

One radio station here claims it was a result of a conquest with four women in four days. That's a different woman each day.

 

[Sebastian]

That's a different woman each day.

Lol, thanks for the explanation.

 

[Duke]

One radio station here claims it was a result of a conquest with four women in four days. That's a different woman each day.

Not necessarily. He may have had two on the first day and skipped day three.

 

[hizzle?]

A thread for this? Really???

 

[Duke]

A thread for this? Really???

You have a point. Let's find and gangrape Pittsey for this offense.

 

[Kobe]

Lol, thanks for the explanation.

Ambiguity is bliss

Not necessarily. He may have had two on the first day and skipped day three.

Possible, but why would he want to skip to one day when he has two women left?

 

[Pittsey]

A thread for this? Really???

Yes. If you don't like it, don't post. But it has 2 pages and doesn't mentions Muslims or Eminem. Which to me, is a Streethop high.

 

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