This is my thread

[Tha Massive Bell]

Trump: "Today I ordered our military to reclaim our chickens from the nasty Chinese and the Russian. The chickens will have some beautiful places to go. They'll be coming in from Panama to Mexico and into beautiful American coop everywhere. I've told the generals to take care of those million of birds so they can start laying American eggs immediately. 1000% Tariffs on Chinese eggs! This is a Golden Age."

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

Operation Golden Zelda [Top Secret]

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

well, shit, the way DOGE is working, America might be able to pay off the debt and turn Palestine into its 53rd state and kick the filthy Israelis into the abyss of the Mediterranean.

Operation Warp Speed - Fail
Operation RussiaGate - Fail
Operation Ballot Box Supercharge - Fail
Operation Weekend At Bernie's - Fail
Operation Baby Formula - Fail
Operation Soviet Slaughter - Fail
Operation Surplus Weapons Equals Ukraine Freedom - Fail
Operation Get Joe Out of White House Basement - Fail
Operation Don't Let Biden Go Off Script - Fail
Operation Keep Joe in Delaware - Fail
Operation You Ain't Black If You Don't Vote For Kamala - Fail
Operation Gaza Dry Dock - Fail
Operation Cuban Twitter - Fail
Operation Purple Hair Pentagon - Fail
Operation Mockingbird 3.0 - Fail
Operation Woke MK CIA - Fail
Operation Blame Racists and Sexists - Fail
Operation USAID Riot - Probably - Fail
Operation Call Everyone a THUG - Fail

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We Americans should take this chance to retire some American political phrases.

"Pearl Harbor Moment" We all know it was a 9/11 caliber false flag event. China is in a better position.

"Worse Than Watergate" Only affluent white geezers and their pupils use this nonsense phrase

"Allies" No such thing in 21st century American politics. Only accomplices.

"Terrorism" We just saw the biggest bunch commit genocide in Gaza and West Bank

"Conspiracy Theory" Yawwwwwwwwwn

"Trump is destructive to the economy" Assuming that this smoke and mirrors racket of an economy needs saving. US military would call this economy terrorism and nuke it to "save lives". The capitalists will tell you to invest in silver and nuclear power. What a bunch of losers.

"Manifest Destiny" All great things must come to an end. Sooner the better. I'm tired of this controlled demolition shit.

"North" and "South" Americas Diversity of culture is great but *they* always want to separate lands. Capitalists will lecture you about private property while they rub tender notes on their wrinkled cocks.

"West Indies" You guys are Indians, right? No? Really? Getthefuckouttahere, you guys are Indians and this is at least West India! Better yet, well call it Virgin American Islands! - Arrogant bitches. Wrinkled cocks.

"Democracy" Have you seen these morons around your neck of the woods lately?

"Unamerican" Call me back when you figure out what it means to be American. The last time I checked, everyone is full of fucking shit in America. Capitalists will tell you something about private property and gold. If the moon was made out of cheese, would they eat it? Or would they invest in it? The moon is throwing up a white flag because that sun is vicious, yall. You don't own a motherfucking thing and the land is as private as their wrinkled cocks.

"Expert"

 

[dilla]

Eagles killed it tonight. Trump left early. It cost like $20 million to get him there, with security and transportation. Elon should look into such government-spending waste. Not a fan of Kendrick but I thought the show was excellent. Yeah, win or lose Kelce was probably retiring. He probably wants to do more TV.

And I'm glad we're seeing more and more retired athletes get in to other careers and not have to live off their playing years' earnings. Not all of them made tens of millions, or even hundreds of millions. Certainly not players in the 90s and earlier.

Now, you can be a HOFer or a bust, you can still get a spot on TV, or start a podcast. You're seeing more and more ex-players replace talking heads that never played the game.

Jameis definitely has a career in media. He won't be a serious analyst type but he can always be a personality that hosts things, like Shaq.

 

[Pittsey]

I don't want to get too much into the detail....


But... America is fucked


Maga. Was he being ironic?

 

[Jokerman]

Trump- “I’m also going after Van Halen and claim a writing credit and royalties on their song, “Panama.”

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

I don't want to get too much into the detail....


But... America is fucked


Maga. Was he being ironic?

Yes, America is fucked. But contrary to popular belief, the only thing that has really changed is the talking head and the media's reaction to it. The white collar USAID welfare people calling Elon "unelected" seems kind of dumb since he's trying to fire the unelected officials responsible for silly waste of time and money like RussiaGate and COVID. Oh yes, and no more transgenders in girl's sports and the military. America is still the brutal, crass machine that it has always been.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

Re: Musicians and Trump

I heard Hitler is a huge fan of White Stripes. Too bad Jack White doesn't like Trump!

Pricks:

"Seth Rogen Says Fans Who Don't Support His Black Lives Matter Post 'Don't Deserve My Movies'"

Okay, Brando!

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

It sounds like you spend a lot of time isolated, doom scrolling Twitter.

I use Yahoo News, like, everyday - just to figure out what kind of bullshit the narrative is trying to feed. All I see now is blonde, brunette, redhead.

 

[keco52]

I use Yahoo News, like, everyday - just to figure out what kind of bullshit the narrative is trying to feed. All I see now is blonde, brunette, redhead.

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It’s so interesting to me that Republicans think they are anti establishment. Hitler and Mussolini pretended to be anti establishment too. Many anti establishment leaders end up centralizing control to maintain power.

I just can’t wait to watch this special on the History channel when I’m an old lady. Maybe I won’t be that old. It took 20 years to admit we didn’t need to be in Iraq.

Do you want to meet up here in 20 years and reminisce on it?

*edit to add* I forget how old I am, I will indeed be an old lady in 20 years

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

My wrinkled ass would be gone by then. If not I'll be, away, in the forest.

I wish you many years, maybe surrounded by grandchildren making smores on your electric camp fire.

*oh boy*

maybe great grandchildren!

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

Do you want to meet up here in 20 years and reminisce on it?

*edit to add* I forget how old I am, I will indeed be an old lady in 20 years

Shoot. I should have kept my baggy thug pants

2025

don't forget to ask your mom for some shoulder pads

that's lit

*oh boy*

Fact Check: Video of Trump signing executive order banning skinny jeans for men is fake

lol

They've been trying to get at Iraq far before you were born. *shhhhh* that's a conspiracy theory!!

Maybe people in the future will say Hollywood died in 2001.

*add*

So there's a rumor that Whitney Houston's 1991 Super Bowl anthem was pre-recorded! So, what? Yahoo's algo has been feeding me shit about how she died with 11 missing teeth! So? She is absolutely beautiful and I wanna be her bodyguard!! wink wink. I also read somebody saying how the 1991 Super Bowl was so "civil" bitchassmotherfuckers That was a hype around 1991 Gulf War! I would love to reminisce with you. First thing is first, double-down, 40 years is NOTHING. Peace

*add*

don't worry, they say 50 is the new 30.

 

[Jokerman]

“My Dad is the real President. Why are you in my Dad’s chair?”