Boomers: "I'm worried about social security!" *eats ice cream*
Gen Z: "gruughgh geeuuuege. ahhhhhh!"
Legacy Media: "Our veterans and armed government employees risked their lives for our freedom!"
Legacy Media: "Don't turn that dial. We'll be right back with a miracle story of a 94 year old veteran still working the McDonald's drive-thru! He loves it!"