*redneck does something that isnt generally accepted.. like farting loud in public f.e.*
"that wasnt me, it was a nigga!"
"you can always change time, but can time change you? im dead for 20 years, vampire is cool. yes it can, can't it. if you sleep, you dream. when you awake, you sleep dreaming and rest out the rest you want to rest when you are not really asleep. actually im alive also when im dead, for i speak the words that only a dead man can say... listen to me. i tell you... zzz...zzzzzzzz.... hmm...zzz..." - some crackhead that was in my backyard yesterday
"microsoft kills! before windows 95, nothing was irreversable but death. nowadays you cant even click on UNDO more than 10 times
" - some pc nerd trying to be smart on a yahoo chat
"i met a young girl... i am married..."
"so?"
"i touched her ass..."
"are you proud of yourself?"
"hell yea..." - my boss and his college ><