i think the card looks pretty fuckin weak.I'm positive I'm going to be disappointed.This looks like a regular ppv event,with a little more matches,not "the biggest show of the year" type event.
WWE Champion John Cena vs. Triple H
John Cena has to be the most boring wrestler on TV.I hope he gets booed the fuck out(which i'm not doubting).The only reason this match will be decent is because of trips.The belt better change hands.
World Heavyweight Champion Kurt Angle vs. Randy Orton vs. Rey
This match would have been better off with 2 wrestlers only.They've been feeding us triple threats up the ass,and frankly,they are getting boring.I want to punch teddy long in the teeth for making this match.Listen here playa,next time,shut the fuck up.
Mr. McMahon vs. Shawn Michaels
Even though i'd enjoy vince stomping the fuck out of michaels,I know the match will be a disaster.Vince can't wrestle.What's this doing at wrestlemania? Vince,you can feed your ego by other means,not by fucking up your biggest show.This space could have been used for something better.
Edge vs. Mick Foley (Hardcore Match)
They should have used the mankind gimmick for this one.Maybe even cactus jack,but Mick Foley for a hardcore match??? This could be good though.Mick shoulda lost some weight so he can move around a little bit better.
Money in the Bank Ladder Match
I like ladder matches.This can also be a good match.Too bad they didnt hype this up a bit.
Undertaker vs. Mark Henry (Casket Match)
You got a "specialty wrestler"(who should put his boots away already) going against the "world's strongest man"(who can barely catch his breath).Undertaker fell off.I grit my teeth every time before a ppv when he magically appears in the ring after the lights go off.It's played out.No hype whatsoever for this match.The only readon mark henry is wrestling is because he's still in contract from that 10 year deal he made long time ago.
United States Champion Chris Benoit vs. JBL
This will be the only good match.Benoit and JBL can hold it down no doubt.
World Tag Team Champions Kane & Big Show vs. Chris Masters & Carlito
It's sad talent like big show and kane are put together as a tag team.Same with carlito and masters.The WWE writers have their heads up their asses.The size difference alone is a turn off.2 thumbs down before it happens
The only way this can be saved is if a big name shows up.We got no austin,no rock,nothing special,just the regular shit we've been sick of seeing every single week.
WWE Champion John Cena vs. Triple H
John Cena has to be the most boring wrestler on TV.I hope he gets booed the fuck out(which i'm not doubting).The only reason this match will be decent is because of trips.The belt better change hands.
World Heavyweight Champion Kurt Angle vs. Randy Orton vs. Rey
This match would have been better off with 2 wrestlers only.They've been feeding us triple threats up the ass,and frankly,they are getting boring.I want to punch teddy long in the teeth for making this match.Listen here playa,next time,shut the fuck up.
Mr. McMahon vs. Shawn Michaels
Even though i'd enjoy vince stomping the fuck out of michaels,I know the match will be a disaster.Vince can't wrestle.What's this doing at wrestlemania? Vince,you can feed your ego by other means,not by fucking up your biggest show.This space could have been used for something better.
Edge vs. Mick Foley (Hardcore Match)
They should have used the mankind gimmick for this one.Maybe even cactus jack,but Mick Foley for a hardcore match??? This could be good though.Mick shoulda lost some weight so he can move around a little bit better.
Money in the Bank Ladder Match
I like ladder matches.This can also be a good match.Too bad they didnt hype this up a bit.
Undertaker vs. Mark Henry (Casket Match)
You got a "specialty wrestler"(who should put his boots away already) going against the "world's strongest man"(who can barely catch his breath).Undertaker fell off.I grit my teeth every time before a ppv when he magically appears in the ring after the lights go off.It's played out.No hype whatsoever for this match.The only readon mark henry is wrestling is because he's still in contract from that 10 year deal he made long time ago.
United States Champion Chris Benoit vs. JBL
This will be the only good match.Benoit and JBL can hold it down no doubt.
World Tag Team Champions Kane & Big Show vs. Chris Masters & Carlito
It's sad talent like big show and kane are put together as a tag team.Same with carlito and masters.The WWE writers have their heads up their asses.The size difference alone is a turn off.2 thumbs down before it happens
The only way this can be saved is if a big name shows up.We got no austin,no rock,nothing special,just the regular shit we've been sick of seeing every single week.