Uncle Traz: The Dante Files (Declassified)

[Eric]

Awhile back, I sat down with Uncle Traz. We had a very heated meeting over this Dante character. This was when we first realized Dante was trying to re-invent himself on the board here as a supermod, etc. We still do not approve of DanteBenzzz, and we hate him. To prove this, I am declassifying once private audio that we never intended to release. These audios are in poor quality and I will be releasing them in pieces. In the coming days, Uncle Traz will be speaking LIVE via audio feed from Alcatraz HDQ.

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=63090

 

[Eric]

Well, it seems as though I deleted the rest of this by accident. However, Uncle Traz will be here to reitterate everything about Dante. And discuss new peeves he has with this faggot also known as Peter Fragglerock. He also wants to address certain issues on the board such as Mark Deez going to jail and looking like the cop on the Simpsons and GhostRazgriz riding Traz shaft.

 

[Freedom Froggy]

lmao@ "NOT RARE, NOT RARE!"

 

[Big Flipp]

NOT RARE = the new "wassssssssssssssssssssssupppppppppppppppppp"

 

[Eric]

NOT RARE = the new "wassssssssssssssssssssssupppppppppppppppppp"

Yes, this is my new user title. Also, Traz is striking a deal with InternetCafe as we speak, we're making black tees with the quote NOT RARE! on it.

 

[LAZARU$]

lol
"NOT RARE!"
"YOU FAT SHIT!"
powerful comments,str8 classic man i'm saving that shit.

 

[Dante]

come to FX... it is benz domain.

 

[Preach]

roofle

 

[The.Menace]

lol.

 

[Maverick]

Big E's post got edited by Tina's husband, lol.

pz.

 

[Casey]

NOT RAAAARE!!!!!! you fat shit. lol.

 

[Preach]

LMAO at "you fat shit"

what's with traz and the fat obsession?

 

[Bino]

Not Rare.

Bino Traz Walks.

Uncle Traz is True.

Preach on.

 

[bigmack]

uncle traz is my idol. he's so virtuous

 

[jbrolax]

hahaha thats great

 

[Killa]

lmfao at the audio oooh this shit is too funny..

 

[AmerikazMost]

lmao

 

[YaYo!]

Do NOT underestimate uncle traz..i know dude and hes a fucking beast. NOT RARE NOT RARE....lol

 

[Think_ThuGLiFE]

lol


ppl luv dante .....

 

[Bino]

Not Rare